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yea idk what i do here / any pronouns including neos/ possible triggers tagged as cw thing (example: cw blood) ; pls let me know if i miss something

[cozylittleartblog]

worlds tallest purse chihuahua of a man

[almondmilkbitch]

superbat is a bad ship name. it should be manman

[videolottery]

I’ve been watching so many old garbage movies recently that I’ve started to have like 60s sci fi themed nightmares where I’m being attacked by like horrible ape monsters and it’s actually scary as fuck! What an awful problem to have

[videolottery]

Last night I had a dream about a terrible science experiment called Moon 13 that involved putting scantily clad women inside of large lava lamps to harness their innate psychic ability. I wish this was a joke

[skrepkin]

It's been so long since I've drawn Tankmen, my vision of the Captain's appearance

[byjove]

I will reiterate over and over again that chronically ill and disabled people have always existed. We have evidence Neanderthals took care of members of their community who became disabled after a serious injury or were born with disabilities like Down Syndrome. Yes, many more illnesses ‘just killed you’ before modern medicine but the lack of modern medicine meant there were even more people struggling with chronic ill health. Institutionalization and the stigma around discussing disabilities and illnesses is the reason you think there were fewer people with disabilities and chronic health concerns, not reality. Bad backs, bad lungs, bad stomachs, mobility issues, poor eyesight, poor hearing, countless other things that range from mild annoyances to serious life-limiting disabilities. We have always existed. Pretending like there was a time in history where a sizable portion of the human population wasn’t chronically ill or disabled is historical revisionism.

[byjove]

We should always be thinking “How do we make the world better for disabled people and how can we prevent acquired disabilities like post-viral chronic illness and lifelong injuries from things like motor vehicle accidents?” and not “How do we stop disabled people from surviving and existing in public?”

[kailverkami]

Dumbass

[footlongdingledong]

we have a laugh about it but you do genuinely need to go outside and play toys every once in a while

[ghostlygooberart]

my contribution to the sinkdog web zine!! i had so much fun making sinkdog into a doll

please go check out the site, everyone's pieces are so wonderful!! so many fantastic sinkdogs

[patchworkhorsey]

Let’s be fabulous with mama our big sis! 🍏🍎❤️✨

[vulcartist]

I translated the Ea-Nasir complaint into vulcan and engraved it in on a cooper plate

[tournevis-real]

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

[kaijuyuri]

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

[kaijuyuri]

my proof

[cuttledreams-bugs]

I deliver a friend feel free to spread it as you please

[grasslandscolorado]

We live in a system that makes money off of your misery and ambivalence. It relies on people thinking that they are inherently bad for the planet and that the world is ending so why change? Why try? --This is untrue! We belong here, on this one beautiful green earth and we have to work together to protect it. You have the power to do more than you know. You have a role to play in your ecosystem!

[raccoonmilf]

The notion that humans are an invasive species is an ecofascist belief. We evolved just like every other animal, we are meant to be here just like they are. This is our home and we have a duty to care for it and change the environment for the better!

Every single person has the power to make a meaningful impact on the planet. I had the most fireflies in my town this summer simply because I have a large area where the grass is never cut.

Please do not give up because you think the planet is too far gone and it’s hopeless. It isn’t. Please fight.

[availableclimate]

Is This Bath Time?

[millenianthemums]

just one of my favorite Calvin and Hobbes strips that I think fits these guys really well lol. original under the cut. but i think a lot of their earliest interactions in this AU would be Bill trying to mess with Mabel’s head to put her off-balance like other people he’s manipulated and Mabel just not being affected because she’s happy with her place in the universe.

here’s the original comic. calvin and hobbes is so good

[parawyrm]

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[cipheramnesia]

Was there ever any consensus about what she'd change her name to? I was thinking about it, and the funniest possible answer is she doesn't.

[scarlet-rosepetals]

The post referenced up top calls her Panthera, which while I agree that not changing her name is the funniest possible answer, I do think Panthera is exactly the kind of name she would give herself, given that it objectively fucks.

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

[parawyrm]