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[kibumkim]

They blaming china for venom not fucking eddie in the movie u cant make this shit up

[kibumkim]

Do u genuinely believe that disney was gonna have gay sex on screen but big bad old china said no so they scrapped it?

[cloudyfromoobsession]

1. Different cinemas across the world have different cuts/edits of the movie so this isn’t actually a problem

2. Venom 2 isnt broadcasting in China anyways?

3. Blaming the ‘backwards asians’ for the decisions of homophobic white execs is not progressive or woke in any way. It’s just racist and sinophobic.

[someeshite]

Nobody is blaming actual Asian people, we are talking about the Chinese government. The Chinese government does not represent the Chinese people anymore than the American govt represents all Americans. The Chinese govt is very oppressive. It is oppressing gay Chinese people right now. It is a totalitarian government. Why is this confusing

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[toca144]

Giv news

[maiskinny]

This bagel better do me and my skinnies some wonders.

[st0nedsk1nnygrl]

im passed my drivers test🙏🏽

[becoming-a-flame]

pls

[notjoyfulanymore]

Oh hope this works, i need some good news in my life lmao

[airm0ld]

plz bagel plssss 🙏

[fiftyshadesofthinspi]

BLESS US ALL OH HOLY FIRE BAGEL

[kissmycoldlips]

Bagel, pls

[cari-cry]

bagel please i need this thank you

[prick-o]

pls bagel

[karls-writing-space]

Bagel please

[t0rsly]

I beg of you sir bagel

[lil-stark-deactivated20240119]

PLEASE BAGEL GOD

[sinfulspencer]

BAGEL, I BEG YOU

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[thisisnotfortears-deactivated20]

i did a twitter search for “chris pratt mario” and filtered out all the results from today so i could find everyone cursed with the gift of foresight

[vendetta06]

I agree with the message but?! this is tone deaf coming from one of the elitist, most prestigious fashion events in the world. you are rich to even be invited, an event where the ticket is literally $30,000…. I’m gonna eat YOU

[urban-spaceman]

None of you people understand the actual reality of how much the ultra-rich hoard. Aoc is not even a blip on the radar of rich. Aoc grew up poor in the bronx and continued to work as a bartender while she was on the campaing trail.

Is she wealthier than the average person? Yeah. No shit sherlock. But does she qualify…as RICH?? My fam…my guy….my bud…..the answer is simply No.

Aoc wants to tax the 1%. The people who can afford to buy space programs, influence elections and send countries to war.

She is not referring to…like….lil nas x here. Shes referring to jeff fucking bezos.

Please learn the difference between BEING WEALTHY (aoc) and being RICH (bezos, gates, etc)

[portraitofalarryonfire]

Also this is just a classic case of the left trying to eat itself.

Some of you really need to ask why you’re trying to drag one of the most progressive American politicians for this. I mean for one, if any of us could afford to go we would, let’s not pretend lol. But secondly, damned if she does damned if she doesn’t right? If AOC attended and didn’t have a political statement, she’d be dragged. If she attended and did, she’d be dragged. If it came out that she had the opportunity to use her platform to make a statement at the event and she refused, she’d be dragged.

Some of you really think you’re achieving something by helping the right dunk on progressive figures for literally nothing, when AOC is the one who bothered to run for her position and put in the work and is sticking her neck out. Tumblr and Twitters love of dragging progressives who actually do the work is embarrassing. You all know rightists don’t care if you cancel them so you spend your time picking at the actions of the most progressive voices doing the work, from behind your screen.

AOC actually thought she was going to die when the Capital was stormed because she’s the figurehead of progressive politics, and you think you’re better than her because she went out and did something fun for once?

[iworldlywriter]

^^^Say 👏 It 👏 Louder 👏

[gingerswagfreckles]

I’m just repeating this on every version of this post. She didn’t pay for her ticket she didn’t pay for her tickeeeeeet she was the guest of the designer who designed her dress who also did that for free oh my god oh my gooood

[cadencekismet]

I also find it ridiculous that this piece of the left continues to dig for the secret problematic thing that will allow them to cancel a young woman of color. Y’all. When she inevitably actually makes a misstep, yes we can call her out for it, but I will also continue to support her, the same way that I supported Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden when they were who we needed to support in order to ditch Trump. Politics is about compromise. No politician is going to stay perfect forever, and we don’t demand that the old white men do, so let’s please not hold aoc to a higher standard.

[thesaltofcarthage]

KEEP YOUR FUCKING MITTS OFF AOC

[uncle-cazador]

No

[r4cs0]

EAT thE Rich!

Just not that one

Or that one

Or that one

Not that one either

Or that one…

[redrock-rollingblock]

OP, the point is that you agree with the message. The message is the point because you are being pacified by it.

Anyone to the right of center has been warning lefties like OP for years. Those in power are using your slogans, your ideology as cover. They have been for a long time now. They’ll mouth the words and tell you to vote for them because, if you don’t, the other side might win. And they’re evil because they don’t say the right words.

If you rush to defend these politicians simply because you both say the same thing, you have no credibility. At best you are a naive child who believe that they mean well but they’re hampered by their opponents. At worst, you are a useful idiot who engages in apologetics for tyrants in waiting.

[someeshite]

These takes are so stupid. You know you can just, like, judge her character based on her actions, right? Just decide for yourself whether you think she’s a genuine person, not everything is a fucking conspiracy. Also those saying the same thing as you are in agreement with you and therefore are on your side. It’s not rocket science

[redrock-rollingblock]

“…those saying the same thing as you are in agreement with you and therefore are on your side.”

No further comment required

[someeshite]

In that case, the burden is yours to prove why we shouldn’t support her despite her words and actions indicating she’s a progressive and wants to help people. On what basis should we judge her if you won’t take into account anything she does?

Edit: nvm, dude is a righty

[redrock-rollingblock]

“In that case, the burden is yours to prove why we shouldn’t support her despite her words and actions indicating she’s a progressive and wants to help people.”

“Edit: nvm, dude is a righty”

Whew, you almost had to acknowledge criticism there.

[someeshite]

Dude ik you don’t like her bc she’s a progressive which is why you can’t offer a reason as to how she’s not acting in the interest of the people but I’ll wait

[vendetta06]

I agree with the message but?! this is tone deaf coming from one of the elitist, most prestigious fashion events in the world. you are rich to even be invited, an event where the ticket is literally $30,000…. I’m gonna eat YOU

[urban-spaceman]

None of you people understand the actual reality of how much the ultra-rich hoard. Aoc is not even a blip on the radar of rich. Aoc grew up poor in the bronx and continued to work as a bartender while she was on the campaing trail.

Is she wealthier than the average person? Yeah. No shit sherlock. But does she qualify…as RICH?? My fam…my guy….my bud…..the answer is simply No.

Aoc wants to tax the 1%. The people who can afford to buy space programs, influence elections and send countries to war.

She is not referring to…like….lil nas x here. Shes referring to jeff fucking bezos.

Please learn the difference between BEING WEALTHY (aoc) and being RICH (bezos, gates, etc)

[portraitofalarryonfire]

Also this is just a classic case of the left trying to eat itself.

Some of you really need to ask why you’re trying to drag one of the most progressive American politicians for this. I mean for one, if any of us could afford to go we would, let’s not pretend lol. But secondly, damned if she does damned if she doesn’t right? If AOC attended and didn’t have a political statement, she’d be dragged. If she attended and did, she’d be dragged. If it came out that she had the opportunity to use her platform to make a statement at the event and she refused, she’d be dragged.

Some of you really think you’re achieving something by helping the right dunk on progressive figures for literally nothing, when AOC is the one who bothered to run for her position and put in the work and is sticking her neck out. Tumblr and Twitters love of dragging progressives who actually do the work is embarrassing. You all know rightists don’t care if you cancel them so you spend your time picking at the actions of the most progressive voices doing the work, from behind your screen.

AOC actually thought she was going to die when the Capital was stormed because she’s the figurehead of progressive politics, and you think you’re better than her because she went out and did something fun for once?

[iworldlywriter]

^^^Say 👏 It 👏 Louder 👏

[gingerswagfreckles]

I’m just repeating this on every version of this post. She didn’t pay for her ticket she didn’t pay for her tickeeeeeet she was the guest of the designer who designed her dress who also did that for free oh my god oh my gooood

[cadencekismet]

I also find it ridiculous that this piece of the left continues to dig for the secret problematic thing that will allow them to cancel a young woman of color. Y’all. When she inevitably actually makes a misstep, yes we can call her out for it, but I will also continue to support her, the same way that I supported Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden when they were who we needed to support in order to ditch Trump. Politics is about compromise. No politician is going to stay perfect forever, and we don’t demand that the old white men do, so let’s please not hold aoc to a higher standard.

[thesaltofcarthage]

KEEP YOUR FUCKING MITTS OFF AOC

[uncle-cazador]

No

[r4cs0]

EAT thE Rich!

Just not that one

Or that one

Or that one

Not that one either

Or that one…

[redrock-rollingblock]

OP, the point is that you agree with the message. The message is the point because you are being pacified by it.

Anyone to the right of center has been warning lefties like OP for years. Those in power are using your slogans, your ideology as cover. They have been for a long time now. They’ll mouth the words and tell you to vote for them because, if you don’t, the other side might win. And they’re evil because they don’t say the right words.

If you rush to defend these politicians simply because you both say the same thing, you have no credibility. At best you are a naive child who believe that they mean well but they’re hampered by their opponents. At worst, you are a useful idiot who engages in apologetics for tyrants in waiting.

[someeshite]

These takes are so stupid. You know you can just, like, judge her character based on her actions, right? Just decide for yourself whether you think she’s a genuine person, not everything is a fucking conspiracy. Also those saying the same thing as you are in agreement with you and therefore are on your side. It’s not rocket science

[redrock-rollingblock]

“…those saying the same thing as you are in agreement with you and therefore are on your side.”

No further comment required

[someeshite]

In that case, the burden is yours to prove why we shouldn’t support her despite her words and actions indicating she’s a progressive and wants to help people. On what basis should we judge her if you won’t take into account anything she does?

Edit: nvm, dude is a righty

[vendetta06]

I agree with the message but?! this is tone deaf coming from one of the elitist, most prestigious fashion events in the world. you are rich to even be invited, an event where the ticket is literally $30,000…. I’m gonna eat YOU

[urban-spaceman]

None of you people understand the actual reality of how much the ultra-rich hoard. Aoc is not even a blip on the radar of rich. Aoc grew up poor in the bronx and continued to work as a bartender while she was on the campaing trail.

Is she wealthier than the average person? Yeah. No shit sherlock. But does she qualify…as RICH?? My fam…my guy….my bud…..the answer is simply No.

Aoc wants to tax the 1%. The people who can afford to buy space programs, influence elections and send countries to war.

She is not referring to…like….lil nas x here. Shes referring to jeff fucking bezos.

Please learn the difference between BEING WEALTHY (aoc) and being RICH (bezos, gates, etc)

[portraitofalarryonfire]

Also this is just a classic case of the left trying to eat itself.

Some of you really need to ask why you’re trying to drag one of the most progressive American politicians for this. I mean for one, if any of us could afford to go we would, let’s not pretend lol. But secondly, damned if she does damned if she doesn’t right? If AOC attended and didn’t have a political statement, she’d be dragged. If she attended and did, she’d be dragged. If it came out that she had the opportunity to use her platform to make a statement at the event and she refused, she’d be dragged.

Some of you really think you’re achieving something by helping the right dunk on progressive figures for literally nothing, when AOC is the one who bothered to run for her position and put in the work and is sticking her neck out. Tumblr and Twitters love of dragging progressives who actually do the work is embarrassing. You all know rightists don’t care if you cancel them so you spend your time picking at the actions of the most progressive voices doing the work, from behind your screen.

AOC actually thought she was going to die when the Capital was stormed because she’s the figurehead of progressive politics, and you think you’re better than her because she went out and did something fun for once?

[iworldlywriter]

^^^Say 👏 It 👏 Louder 👏

[gingerswagfreckles]

I’m just repeating this on every version of this post. She didn’t pay for her ticket she didn’t pay for her tickeeeeeet she was the guest of the designer who designed her dress who also did that for free oh my god oh my gooood

[cadencekismet]

I also find it ridiculous that this piece of the left continues to dig for the secret problematic thing that will allow them to cancel a young woman of color. Y’all. When she inevitably actually makes a misstep, yes we can call her out for it, but I will also continue to support her, the same way that I supported Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden when they were who we needed to support in order to ditch Trump. Politics is about compromise. No politician is going to stay perfect forever, and we don’t demand that the old white men do, so let’s please not hold aoc to a higher standard.

[thesaltofcarthage]

KEEP YOUR FUCKING MITTS OFF AOC

[uncle-cazador]

No

[r4cs0]

EAT thE Rich!

Just not that one

Or that one

Or that one

Not that one either

Or that one…

[redrock-rollingblock]

OP, the point is that you agree with the message. The message is the point because you are being pacified by it.

Anyone to the right of center has been warning lefties like OP for years. Those in power are using your slogans, your ideology as cover. They have been for a long time now. They’ll mouth the words and tell you to vote for them because, if you don’t, the other side might win. And they’re evil because they don’t say the right words.

If you rush to defend these politicians simply because you both say the same thing, you have no credibility. At best you are a naive child who believe that they mean well but they’re hampered by their opponents. At worst, you are a useful idiot who engages in apologetics for tyrants in waiting.

[someeshite]

These takes are so stupid. You know you can just, like, judge her character based on her actions, right? Just decide for yourself whether you think she’s a genuine person, not everything is a fucking conspiracy. Also those saying the same thing as you are in agreement with you and therefore are on your side. It’s not rocket science

[thyrell]

some of the funniest discourse ive seen on this website is whether its okay to sexualize the terms top/bottom (because minors use them)

[thyrell]

please dont sexualize the act of having penetrative sex because my sixteen year old mutual loves to misuse words about it

[cupcaketheprotector]

눈_눈

I know you meant the way you phrased it as satire or something, but I wanna clarify to people now:

Top and bottom and other similar terminology is SEX TERMINOLOGY. Sexual positions!! If you are under 18, you are NOT to be using these terms to describe yourself because people will misunderstand and think you're an adult!!!!! Don't use these terms!!!!

[dogs3701]

bro idk how to tell you this but teenagers have sex and protecting them from the gay sex words feels somehow homophobic

[caucasianbuttslut]

How the fuck is it homophobic to tell minors that publicly talking about their sex lives online is inappropriate and may attract unwanted sexual attention/advances😭

[someeshite]

Maybe bc gay teenagers might want to post about their sex lives or create sexual content regardless of who might mistake them for adults? Just a thought

[thyrell]

okay but maybe you shouldnt do that. maybe if youre a child you should not be making porn. i cant believe i have to say this but if you are a child you should not be making porn and posting it on the internet.

[someeshite]

If it’s fanfic or fanart: why not

[thyrell]

some of the funniest discourse ive seen on this website is whether its okay to sexualize the terms top/bottom (because minors use them)

[thyrell]

please dont sexualize the act of having penetrative sex because my sixteen year old mutual loves to misuse words about it

[cupcaketheprotector]

눈_눈

I know you meant the way you phrased it as satire or something, but I wanna clarify to people now:

Top and bottom and other similar terminology is SEX TERMINOLOGY. Sexual positions!! If you are under 18, you are NOT to be using these terms to describe yourself because people will misunderstand and think you're an adult!!!!! Don't use these terms!!!!

[dogs3701]

bro idk how to tell you this but teenagers have sex and protecting them from the gay sex words feels somehow homophobic

[caucasianbuttslut]

How the fuck is it homophobic to tell minors that publicly talking about their sex lives online is inappropriate and may attract unwanted sexual attention/advances😭

[someeshite]

Maybe bc gay teenagers might want to post about their sex lives or create sexual content regardless of who might mistake them for adults? Just a thought

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[beryl-waxing]

rami just ran by in front of my car lmfao

[renxiaoyao]

this cryptid 

[note-a-bear]

This is the lucky Rami, reblog in 30 seconds for a year of safe driving

[macrolit]

Giveaway: We’re giving away 12 vintage classics by Truman Capote, Mary Shelley, Chinua Achebe, Shakespeare, John Keats, and others! Won’t they look lovely on your shelf? =) Enter to win these classics by: 1) following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblogging this post. We will choose a random winner on 3 July, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. Good luck! Follow our IG account to be eligible for our IG giveaways. For full rules to all of our giveaways, click here.

[macrolit]

I posted this photo on Instagram, and so many of you came by to wave hello. Please do so I can thank you for following in both places. =)

[gaydva-deactivated20180104]

ive been reading a book that basically explains how so-called “brain differences” between the genders is the result of gendered socialization and not the cause of it. i honestly expected the book to be very cis-centric but its actually the opposite, the author stresses that testimony from trans ppl is actually indispensable because we’ve, in a sense, “lived both experiences”

more cis feminists should have this mindset

[gaydva-deactivated20180104]

one of the first examples that she uses to introduce her point about how perception by others can shape a person’s performance actually uses a trans woman. it explains that as a certain trans woman became to be seen as a woman more and more frequently, the ppl arond her eventually started viewing her as being ill equipped for tasks that they did not bother her about pre-transition. eventually she even found herself underperforming in these tasks herself.

[liminalwoman]

whats the name of the book

[gaydva-deactivated20180104]

Delusions of Gender by Cordelia Fine

[moon-boob-deactivated20191204]

Here’s a pdf, babes <3

[insufficient-earth-skills]

I knew it was this book before I’d finished reading the first two lines. Honestly this book is indispensible if you want to debunk any gender determinism people claim is science. I can’t recommend it enough.

[dodgylogic]

She’s written a new one! It won the Royal Society prize for science book of the year, and it’s called Testosterone Rex, and it is excellent.

(Bonus: it’s making old white men really really mad.)

(Bonus bonus: I am myself a neuroscientist, and the old white men mentioned above – who are not – could not have missed the point harder if they’d actively tried. Which. Maybe?)

[repost-this-image]

Thanks to moon-boob for providing a PDF, but please, buy the book if you have the disposable income. SUPPORT THIS AUTHOR!!

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[mydeadcarcass]

I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.

I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

[openyourthird-eye]

THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING

[ariya-art]

guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works

[haihl-blog]

I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :’)

[awed-frog]

WHOA

[wolf-lily]

eating food with lipstick on

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Super Dad

[englishable]

Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

[lanadiaries]

this video is wild