“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know
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“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know
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It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
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"Kill your local sex offender!" Oh, you mean the guy who went streaking at his local college football game on a dare one time? That's a sex crime.
"No, I mean-"
Oh, maybe the woman who had to pee in a public park that only had pay toilets, so she tried to hide behind the bushes but got caught? Public urination is a sex crime.
"What? No, I mean-"
Oh, maybe you mean the homeless guy who had to strip down to get his clothes in the laundromat to clean them for the first time in weeks? He tried being subtle, but someone called the cops on him, and now he's on the sex offender registry for public nudity.
"Rapists and pedophiles! Kill rapists and pedophiles!"
Oh, like the trans woman who got called a pedophile groomer for helping a trans kid escape her abusive parents?
Or maybe the black man who got labeled a rapist because he came on to another man's wife, and he decided to get back at him by charging him with rape?
How about the 17 year olds who were fooling around, fully consensually, in one of their bedrooms? That's still technically underage sex and thus rape of a minor.
Oh, or maybe you're talking about the doctor who performed genital reconstructive surgery in a state that just voted to get that classified as rape?
People will do everything they can to get you convinced rape and pedophilia are the worst crimes possible, then accuse whoever they like the least of being either a rapist, a pedophile, or both, counting on you turning on them just for being accused of the crime.
"Oh, so you're saying you don't want to kill a serial rapist?"
That's exactly what I'm goddamn saying.
Once we decide a group is okay to kill, the government will do everything they can to convince you that their political enemies are either part of that group, or just as bad as that group, to get you to kill their enemies for them.
The only way out is to accept every life as worth saving.
EDIT: If you're going to go on this post to say that no, you think you really should be allowed to kill people you decide are rapists and/or pedophiles, I'm going to block you. I have already been blocking you, because it's clear that you aren't willing to engage with what I'm saying.
Also, if someone says something like that we'd be better off with rapists being dead BUT that they won't let that opinion shape their stance on public policy, and you reply to that person to accuse them of wanting to murder people, I'm also going to block you, because what the fuck that's a completely different sentence.
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some advice for people entering their 20s:
-dont go to the emergency room with dental problems. go to the dentist
-bagged greens are cheaper than pre-made salads
-taco bell is NOT worth the money anymore. 1/4 cup mayo, 1/4 cup sour cream, 3 tblspoons pickled jalapenos+2tblspoons of the jar liquid, 2 tsp paprika 1 tsp cumin 1 tsp garlic powder 1 tsp onion powder salt+pepper. all in your blender. creamy jalapeno sauce
-dont quit your job unless you have a bunch of job interviews lined up immediately after
-use resources. food bank, unemployment, housing assistance, financial aid, etc. yes there will be paperwork. but Do It
-dont stay awake longer than 20 hours. you Will start to become impulsive and cranky. resting for 20 minutes is better than trying to stay awake
-for every 2 hours you spend looking up close at screens, spend 20 minutes looking at something far away from you. stretch your wrists a lot
-dont do that yoga stretch where you roll your head around your shoulders. youre grinding down the joints in your neck
-be nice to your friends, bullying them as a joke gets old. if you need a ride somewhere at least offer them gas money
-brush your teeth at any time of the day but especially before you sleep. dont snack in bed if you can help it. make your bed the Clean Teeth Zone. keep floss picks by your bed
-dont tell your boss youre adhd/autism/depression/suicidal. dont trust your coworkers with that. you NEVER know how people will take it and its none of their business
-train your pets to go to the front door when they hear a fire alarm
-get regular oil changes
it fucken WIMDY
The T in Trans Woman stands for: Tubular
The R stands for Radical
The A stands for Awesome
The N stands for Nougat
The S stands for Souffle
The W stands for Woman
The O
The M stands for Manhattan
The A stands for Archival Footage
And the N stands for Normalized relations between the USSR and US during the 1970s as part of Detente
Trans womafnrbussrusd1970spd
Yep, that's about right!
shout out to privatizing a public park in order to get rid of a food serve for homeless people, stay classy Cincinnati
you don't understand, they have to sell Piatt Park to 3CDC to improve it because the city just isn't allowed to do construction on what they own outright, I guess
definitely not doing this because the city doesn't want to deal with it and 3CDC wants to gentrify the area to get tenants in the area since nobody is renting the buildings they bought up, NOPE!
is it normal to buy a building next to a park the same day that the city decided to lease it to you for renovations without doing any community outreach for the park redesign?
For context, we know that the park is being privatizated to get rid of it's weekly Food Not Bombs Food Serve, because the developer says so in their slideshow
I'm sure OP knows this if they live in Cincinnati but for people who don't: this goes so much deeper than just FNB.
the Cincinnati City Council is desperately trying to gentrify Cincinnati. Over the past couple years, they've been consistently trying to make Cincinnati more profitable, more privatized, more white.
They are purposefully targeting FNB, as well as other mutual aid groups such as 513 Hygiene Care, Coalition for Community Safety, Trans Empowerment Network, TRIIIBE, and Cincinnati Practical Education Coalition (this isn't even the full list, just the ones I know are associated with FNB).
Outside of this, they've also been targeting anybody who speaks out against the fucked up things happening. The Cincinnati Socialists were made to leave from Cincinnati Pride last year. the No Kings protests never has any runs in with the cops, but every single protest led by socialist groups has HEAVY police presence, if not outright violence. Almost every protest is immediately followed by a protest by the jails or city hall, because people are detained for no reason and if the community doesn't advocate for them, they're going to disappear.
Selling Piatt Park isn't an isolated incident of them just not caring. this is an intentional choice to destabilize the safety net that the community has set up, and disrupt the work that local leftists are doing. they're trying to make it easier to get rid of homeless people, Black and brown people, and poor people. they want to remove everything that makes Cincinnati the city that it is.
All of this, the city is horrible in terms of actually caring about its minority populations and protecting them, it desperately wants to gentrify the city, This isn't much respite, but there is a petition from DSA cincy to try and at least get the attention on city govs mind
Also there is a city council meeting today at 2, if anyone is able, please go to it
if Artemis II taught us anything, it's that it's always worth it to leave florida
Tumblr staff just terminated 3 of my friends
@analog-delight, @sapphireh3art, and @puppiesthoughtsgobrrrr, in the span of a few minutes.
They aren't even hiding it this time, they claimed no reason for the termination. "For any reason, or none at all."
Staff is transmisogynistic and is targetting trans women and their allies on purpose. They are all but admitting to this here.
By my count we're at 6 accounts (overwhelmingly transfems) terminated in the last ten minutes, most if not all with the same "For any reason, or none at all", bullshit justification.
Tumblr staff is currently running a banwave of trans women, terminating them without justification.
I've been told of more than ten more girls banned, in the same timeframe. @yay-bunnies was banned too.
I've been told that all followers of a now terminated blogs were banned, so it's safe to assume that someone on staff just went down the list of a tgirl's blog and banned all of them.
@staff is transmisogynistic and currently mass banning trans women. Make sure they never hear the end of it. Raise hell like yall did a few days ago. Staff is mass banning transfems without reason.
Repost if you would like a trolley in your city
Or want to throw bricks at cops
can I name the trolley "bricks" and throw it at cops???
No, it's too heavy to throw, but you can throw bricks at cops from the trolley
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
decay exists as an extant form of life
That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game
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