This is lucas' world, you just gotta live in it.

Quick disclaimer: Danganronpa: Rebirth and all characters involved belong to Miwashiba and are not Affiliated with the Canon Danganronpa

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Kego: Mizuzu

Misuzu: What?

*Kego drops a cup of peas on the floor*

Kego: I pead on the floor.

Misuzu: You are such a disappointment of an Ultimate, you know that?!

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Sora: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Syobai: I wanna be president.

Sora: Aww-

Syobai: so I can make trafficking legal!

Sora, disgusted: aaaaaaa!!

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Seishi, pointing at Kego: this man radiates chaotic energy.

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Ryoma: I’m sick in bed, someone make me soup.

Ryoma: to clarify, make me soup. turn me into soup. fucking liquify me.

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Kego: Ayumu saw my body pillow

Kego: RIP me

Kego: My degeneracy has been exposed

Seishi: Get rid of the witness

Aruma: Embrace it

Kasumi: Turn them into a body pillow

Misuzu: Less friends more waifus

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Teruteru: When I was in high school my English Teacher told us that we weren't allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught. So I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I'd crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this Gymnast that sat like 3 rows in front of me would go "I SMELL M EAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP" and no one ever believed her.

Chiaki: Gymnast has a +2 to perception and a -2 to charisma

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Lucas: Good morning Mom let's get this bread

Peach: Please send me a pic of the bread you want I will see if Walmart carries it, love you!

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Ryoma: Don't take life too seriously; You'll never get out of it alive.

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Tenko: Stop saying I wish, and start saying I will.

Ryoma: I will I was Dead.

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Lucas: I murdered a rich guy in Red Dead Redemption 2 who slapped his expensive horse across the face after he lost to me in a race. His horse is now my main horse and she gets all the oats and sugar cubes in the world. I'm feeling good about my cowboy life choices

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Shuichi: had a dream that I was getting sorted at Hogwarts but I got into an argument with the sorting hat so he made up an entirely new house called 'GrunkleBunk' just so I would be forced to sit by myself in the dining hall for the rest of my life.

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Chihiro: Hey, I've never had a nightmare before and kinda wanna know what they're like, can you help me out?

Mondo: Sure! See you soon.

Kiyotaka: This is so powerful it burnt off all my eyebrows

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Angie: This is a Christian chat.

Ryoma: only god and Satan here.

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Kego: I am so stupid... genuinely illiterate. I an the dumbest bitch alive.

Mikoto: You're Stupid.

Kego: Einstein wants what I have.

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Maiko: Tooth fairies and a smaller and friendlier subspecies if the larger and much more hostile bone fairies.

Nico: Thank you for this bespoken nightmare

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Kokichi: I wanna be a villan so I can just saunter everywhere. The heores are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain't about to either.

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Miu: I hate it when I say "suck my dick" and people say "oH bUt yOu DoNt hAve a DiCk" you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don't have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit duck, peasant.