I Guess This is Real

I'm only pretending to be a millennial 01/08/1997 TN, USA MTSU Theatre Major Alex Irwin

[cheruib]

suffering from cheek kisses deficiency (self diagnosed)

[porterr-robinson]

[im-the-batmann]

[twerklina]

[someguyinunderwear]

Ayyy. Got to wear a shirt from a show I’ve seen two episodes of 😎

[healrosie]

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[officialcrow]

the white girl on your dash with bad bangs and “male tears” mugs that posts “kill all men” glittertext gifs is dating this guy irl

[bibliographic-cat-deactivated20]

i will never ever ever get over this post. i found a screenshot of it on my phone like 5 days ago and lost my shit all over again. it’s just too real

[medusabraids]

[bob-belcher]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[brokennecksfeatherweights]

70,000 can’t be teeth, WRONG

[killadelphia]

[nativenews]

[usamilovelove-deactivated202005]

wtf

[usamilovelove-deactivated202005]

this post is just calling anti feminists racist

[geekandmisandry]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[voidambassador]

Would you look at that, the shoe fits

[drhds]

Which one of you Gays photoshopped the glass slipper into a Louboutin 

[batfangzz]

omfg first off WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK and second @drhds it’s LOUIS VUITTON NOT LOUBOUTIN 

[oppa-homeless-style]

give me your fucking wig

[kama-aina-killmyself]

Theres discorse here but im not sure what kind

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Did they think Louis Vuitton and Louboutins were the same thing?

[goth-aunt]

Yes they did

[kontrollsysteme]

wow

[997]

this post deleted tumblr from the app store

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[notyoursaviour]

La letra con amor, entra. (via)

[succubye01]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE BOOKS ARE PUSSYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THOSE BOOKS BEING PUSSY;S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THATS WHAT I CALL “INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING”…!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WILL… REALLY MAKE YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[thehauntedmansion2003]

if this post gets deleted on the 17th I’m going with it

[black-nata]

whoever said scooby doo isn’t intellectual: explain this then

[unclefather]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

well ok

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

didn’t work but glad i tried

[themorningrarchive-deactivated2]