im translating russian memes for practice and i... theyre so fucking funny
me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep*
nurse who's been watching me in a coma for the past 5 years:
Oh, and also
Me: *sees a funny meme*
My nose: air.
And
[Up] Everyone
[Down] Isaac Newton about to discover gravitation
And
*guessing if this is porn actress or not*
— Well, she has a red jacket. Everyone, who wears red jackets sleep with men. Believe me.
And, of course
I love arguing with homophobic people, because you'r telling them scientific facts, and then they tell you, that Adam was a locksmith.
And so I can go on. There's so many funny shit, you can't even imagine




















