Moe

[rabbitloser]

♡ I was busy thinking about girls ♡

[jehovahhthickness]

[guccixcucci]

Why is this so funny

[hydro-homies]

*wags finger*

[hydro-homies]

This reassures no one

[bugbite7]

The glory of gardening: hands in the dirt, head in the sun, heart with nature. To nurture a garden is to feed not just the body, but the soul. Share the botanical bliss of gardeners through the ages, who have cultivated philosophies to apply to their own - and our own - lives.

[thefaultinourforcebond]

[cofficionado]

[weloveshortvideos]

[weepycat]

The buildup of this video compared the seconds-long vine that’s usually passed around made this fucking clip 100x funnier

[i-am-a-fish]

SPOILERS:

everything is going to turn out ok for you (:

[taliabobalia]

[beachdeath]

[emtmercy]

ICONIC

[sarahviahhday]

I was gonna put this in my queue but tbh I think it’s more relevant right now.

[cluegrrl]

Yeah.

[bats100]

Bat Fact #8

Don’t worry 

[trix-witch]

Hot take but sign language should be taught in schools as a language option and all cinemas should provide subtitles on all their movie screenings

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

[calamitouserebus]

“Surrounded by friends”

[gardenoffish]

Ceasers as he’s getting stabbed and remembers:

[somemoreshitiguess]

I just saw a man buy 20 dollars worth of milk. Some math problems do come true ig (:

[hustlerose]

fuck a discord server. hmu on google docs and we’ll all just type in different colors. 

[lanqu-e-deactivated20200420]

[shefromhouston]

Men’s hygiene is JUST as important as women.

Please try not to stink.

Please don’t use AXE.

Please drink water and eat plenty fruits so you can also taste as good as your partner.

Please Exfoliate both your face AND body.

Please Wash, Deep Condition, AND Detangle!

Please try not use hair care products that say “Men” because they use the same fragrance as AXE which is harmful to both your skin and scalp. And IT STINKS.

ITS OKAY TO SMELL LIKE FRUITS. SHEA BUTTER OR FLOWERS. SMELL HAS NO DAMN GENDER.

There are ‘masculine’🙄 natural scents also; Eucalyptus, Sandalwood, Sage, Peppermint, etc.

MOISTURIZE EVERY PART OF YOUR BODY. ESPECIALLY YOUR LIPS.

Point is….take care of yourself…damn.

[americahatesblackpeople]

Toxic/hyper masculinity is so bad men can’t even take care of themselves without it being considered “gay” or frowned upon in some form of fashion smh

[shefromhouston]

Exactly! It should be something we should all encourage and not frown up when we see a man doing a facial or getting a pedicure. It’s perfectly normal to want your outside to reflect the inside.

[understandingsexistfemales]

This is an example of a sexist utterance by a female

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[kimreesesdaughter]

Hi, this is Hershey reporting live from WhatTheFuck5 studios. Here with your local news. Today at 5, trifling ass man proclaims sexism cause he’s being advised to practice hygiene such as showering and eating a proper diet. Local funk says he’s being told what to do and will not abide. Don’t suck his dick cause it’s probably not clean. More at 6.