Some Need Magic

Thirty. I spend a lot of my time writing about fictional characters or writing for them.

[boyd-stevens]

JURASSIC PARK 1993, dir. Steven Spielberg

[starwarsblr]

Queen Amidala Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace | 1999

[didanagy]

FANTASIA (1940)

dir. ben sharpsteen, david hand, hamilton luske, wilfred jackson

[nowadayz]

“I just hope that if he kisses me, um… my foot pops. You know, in old films, whenever a girl gets seriously kissed, her foot would just kind of… pop.” THE PRINCESS DIARIES 2001, dir. Garry Marshall

[toppermostpoppermost]

ROBERT SCHWARTZMAN as Michael Moscovitz

THE PRINCESS DIARIES (2001) dir. Garry Marshall

[lolastung]

Don’t worry about me. I just consider myself royally flushed.

THE PRINCESS DIARIES 2001 | dir. by Garry Marshall

[voydhymn]

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

[fur-bies-deactivated20180106]

i let the furby skins soak in fabric softener after i washed them and my sis found them and sent me:

and i have never laughed so hard x’D

[thickness-protection-program]

Dang rip America

[karlyboyyy]

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[willgrahamscock]

sorry I’m all booked

[willgrahamscock]

this websites hate mail is brutal

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

“i have of late lost all my mirth” should be a valid reason not to come in to work

[throwbackblr]

[nyancrimew]

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

[8nin]

do you guys ever like forget you’re interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go “oh wait i’m like crazy crazy about this yeah”

[medievaljournalist]

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold