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I think a Rose Quartz… and an Amethyst… make a… S m o k e y Q u a r t z

Cecil: *sitting on the couch writing fanfiction/scrolling tumblr/things Cecil does when he's relaxing*

Carlos: *sitting next to him, then after a few moments he starts gently poking him with his car key and turning it a little bit*

Cecil: ??? Why are you poking me with your car key???

Carlos: Because

Carlos: *stifling a goofy grin* I'm trying to turn you on.

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Cecil isn’t so much a person as he is a visible manifestation of an eldritch abomination. The real Cecil can’t manifest directly in Night Vale, so it “reaches” into reality using the form that everyone in Night Vale perceives as Cecil. The body it uses is less like a body and more like a solid hologram that the real Cecil uses like a puppet to interact with Night Vale. Sometimes he forgets this.

yr1999-deactivated20131025

im not like other teenagers, im 51

queen-neyde

- Madonna

rlckrolled-blog

Panic! In front of the cute boy

1990: don't drink and drive

2000: don't text and drive

2016: don't pokémon go and drive

squishycalum

:/

vangoghstss

This is actually v important and needs to be reblogged

thexdarkenedxlight

Gonna just share this:

My European Studies professor decided a few weeks ago to take a Friday and instead of following the syllabus, he spent the entire hour and a half comparing Hitler’s actions from a European perspective to that of what Trump is doing in America. He never repeated a single point, and even used video and photos like this to show the comparison.

To make things better, he had us do an in class assignment for participation points. He first played a clip on youtube of one of Hilter’s speeches, subtitled and 3 minutes long. He then played a clip of one of Trump’s rallies. Our assignment? Copy down every single sentence that matched in translation down on a sheet of paper or a word document that wasn’t repeated. The person with the closest amount to what my professor found got a candy bar.

My professor found, in just three minutes of a speech, that Trump matched 65 different phrases/sentences to that of Hitler’s translation.

65 nearly identical phrases used in his speeches. Take a moment to think about that.

mogifire

technicolorsunrise

the last one!!!!

mchaha

2017 is like 6 months away and I still think 2007 was 3 years ago

welcome2khaos

fuck

daintyboots

i’ve seen a few posts going around of people trying to stump akinator and i think i’ve got it you guys

i’m gonna make him guess those trees off to the left

wish me luck

daintyboots

they’re fucking trees akinator

daintyboots

idk man i try to stay out of the relationship conflicts of vegetation

daintyboots

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS AKINATOR??????????????? FUCK THIS GAME

thesassygandalf

elizabyss333

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

To everyone who tries shaming people with “y’all are too busy with [insert frivoulous fad here] to care about [insert important world issue here]”

vistakai

People keep saying, “what if men did what you did to ghostbusters but the other way around!!!!!” but 1) You can’t. There isn’t one major blockbuster from the past 30 years with enough girls to do that with, and 2) Don’t assume that I wouldn’t completely support an all male cheetah girls reboot

kiragecko

Um. All Male Josie and the Pussycats. Can you imagine?

angel-gidget

All-male Charlie’s Angels including the slow sexy upward pans of the camera, pointlessly open shirts, and skintight catsuits. Our heroes must pose as masseuses, belly dancers, and more to seduce female CEOs, senators, and heads of security while constantly proving their loyalty to Charlie who is voiced by Lucy Liu.