Five-And-A-Half Minute Holeway

Renquis. 27. Fag Snapchat: talenwolf They/He/Whatever

[squalll]

Gaslight

Gatekeep

Call his new bitch mainstream

[squalll]

When I walked in the club

Everything changed when I walked in the club

He was looking at me like, "Wow,"

Dior on my body; I drip and I drown

[follow-the-journey]

[were--ralph]

This is random but do you have that meme you posted forever ago that was like "renoir defenders vs clea defenders" and it said "yeah she did that shit"?

[cryptotheism]

In a lot of Hellenic magic, it was common to use a young boy as a medium for spirit possession, as they were considered especially spiritually pure, and thus easy for the spirits to speak through.

This spell, PGM IV 850, is a solomonic rite that involves the invocation of hundreds of spirits. This spell is notably more syncretized with lay-Judeo-Christian magic, and thus doesn't necessarily call for a boy. You can use a boy. Or a man. Whatever you choose.

A lot of the PGM is a catalogue of spells that have gaps for [insert your name here]. The idea being that a ritual practicioner would carry around a book of incantations with little spaces for whoever the subject of the rite would be. Thats what the "NN" means. It means [Add subject name / problem / subject here.]

Sometimes this has the humorous effect of a literally 2000 year old spell reading like "SPIRITS OF THE DAIMONIAC AIR I INVOKE YOU THROUGH THIS VESSEL, THE MAN OR LITTLE BOY INSERT NAME HERE" Followed by the names of a hundred demons.

[rainemanisfake]

In the temple getting hit with the

[cryptotheism]

Jay-Z lists all the monsters his son will be possessed by

[squalll]

My oven fucking fried

[loungin]

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[rockmilkshake]

happy birthday.

[saltwatersweets]

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

[twoheadedyounginhuman]

i love making mutuals just to be too shy to talk to them

[comfybutter]

Mommy's going to take you out of the freezer and leave you in a room temperature environment, ok? Awww you're already dripping condensation... There's a puddle gathering at your base, my leaky little condensation slut.

[maidthings]

can you put that on a coaster

[comfybutter]

No. I want her to see all her little circle stains on the table...

[maidthings]

okay thats cute and all but this table was my grandmother's so i would really appreciate it if you could stop and actually consider other peoples belongings for 2 fucking seconds

[radawaycuntt]

They’re saying i might be the next devourer of worlds

[despazito]

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

[despazito]

good art is when something looks like real life, the more real it looks the more better the art. abstracted figures give my trad children nightmares, one time they were exposed to cubism and couldn't go outside for a week

[doqqys]

Good morning! I am STEALING your coffee

[palm-txt]

[circumgutter]

[bunniope]

if you want pluto to be a planet so bad get out there and fuck it with your penis so it gets big and pregnant. otherwise don't talk to me about it

[depsidase]

[drdaanvondutch]

in law school, my mom took me to this stress retreat because my family was vaguely aware i was a suicide risk. and they didnt allow phones, so i brought this huge bag of books. and one of the options for "destressing" was this fake cave grotto thing, where they'd decorated a room to make it look exactly like an underground cave and the air was like -10 degrees, but there was a like 4ft deep pool in the middle that was kept super super hot, so you would just switch between the hot and cold. and they would bring you an endless supply of this weird syrupy drink thing that was like super caffeinated and tasted like sugar and mint. and so i spent multiple days sitting half submerged in this fake grotto drinking mystery liquid and reading. and i have to be honest i really did feel less stressed

[batsandbutch]