Five-And-A-Half Minute Holeway

Renquis. 28. Fag Snapchat: talenwolf They/He/Whatever

[squalll]

Gaslight

Gatekeep

Call his new bitch mainstream

[squalll]

When I walked in the club

Everything changed when I walked in the club

He was looking at me like, "Wow,"

Dior on my body; I drip and I drown

[correctdndadsquotes]

Beth: Okay! Fun fact about Scary is that her favorite genre of music, many people think that it's punk or, y’know, just alt rock. Just regular rock, something like that, but actually… it's Kidz Bop. Because nothing— Nothing is darker… than—a child singing the lyrics of Closer by the Chainsmokers.

[carolsturka]

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

[anxietyproblem]

[kosmogrl]

[taylord326]

Do you guys think

[blanketfortarchitect]

I’m actually trying to cut back

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

I've just found the single most homoerotic piece of LOTR art ever who wants to see

[outlaw-monarch]

Um, YES?

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

This is The Taming of Smeagol by Donato Giancola and by god they're gonna have a threeway with that wriggly guy

[txttletale]

the funniest thing about 'computer, enhance' is that it implies that everyone in those shows has their computer set to Piece Of Shit Blurry Image Mode by default for no fucking reason

[txttletale]

computer activate Useful Mode

[ashstfu]

i love opening tumblr. hello mentally ill people

[badassdemonsword]

[venusish]

123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

[kittenisajerk]

At least the army doesn’t take the money creators could have made. And is also not stealing anyone’s content. ^^

[uiruu]

they kill people

[teathattast]

[memecucker]

[ottisbuns]

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[theehorsepusssy]

[stonerparty]

[lake-erie]

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

[football-in-tuxedos]

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea