Im Sorry Im Trying My Best

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[ninjagofan26]

YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR

[siowdreams]

ive had this queued for exactly one year

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Ah yes gotta reblog.

[ithrowshoesatconservatives]

long-term nuclear waste warning messages + rich people's indoor swimming pools

[blueberrygoth-deactivated202410]

i have lovey dovey bitch syndrome & its incurable

[stimman4000]

hey here’s a site where you can bid on what day henry kissinger dies if you donate $5 to a charity. if you guess right you win a prize

[grumpycat69]

[jackawful]

The prize is "a selection of liquors from countries where Kissinger has overthrown the democratically elected leader. (Or if you don't drink, something else cool.)"

[aguagua]

twin peaks where everything is the same but every time albert rosenfield appears on screen this happens

[stevetwisp]

[tootnoodle]

ive never seen the movie so im just gonna assume this is the actual plot

[softeningthesound]

yeah it is

[satorugojjo]

The inherent fucking racism/xenophobia in the “Save Christmas” rhetoric????? They imposed lockdowns twice right before Eid, countless Hindu, Jewish, Buddhist and more holidays went by in lockdown and now that its Christmas it’s somehow more important? People out there telling all of us that our holidays and religions don’t matter and we have to step up for society (which we did btw) are now going “oh no not Christmas whatever will we do??” Now that it’s YOUR holiday you finally pay attention? Fuck off. We could have been careful and ended this months ago but y’all decided to play around until it came to Christmas. The government deciding to not give a shit about Eid but decide to “protect Christmas” tells you everything you need to know.

[captainlordauditor]

On Rosh Hashannah it is an OBLIGATION, not a tradition, but an OBLIGATION to pray in groups of ten or more. Any other year, we must pray in person because the use of electricity is not permitted on our holy days.

I had my Rosh Hashannah alone, in my basement, through streaming. It was the first and only time my cat has gone to synagogue with me.

Christians can fucking deal like everybody else

[winged-paki]

Eid and Ramadan this year were so distressingly lonely and barely felt like real celebrations at all. We kept our mouths shut, though!!! 🖕

[tsjaikovskij-deactivated2020050]

Ghislaine Leung, SHROOMS, 2016.

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[antigonehappy]

today and only today

we need this

please doge please

[ratfuck]

puts Baja Blast instead of gasoline in my truck and it comes to life and starts fucking other cars

[cundtcake]

translation: “My sheep! [bah! bah!] You are my life. [bah! bah!] Walk behind me…[bah! bah!] Sing (after me).”

[pigcatapult]

This is adorable.

[ayellowbirds]

these sheep have the sweetest little bleats i’ve ever heard?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Send help I am melting from adorable!

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[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[cinnappo]

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

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Visit Original Link

[hunnter-deactivated20241004]

DUNE 2020

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[mchashimi]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[kezia-kawaii]

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

[mercury-kid]

i need to fix my whole life please

[queenofmoons-deactivated2024092]

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[attempting-aesthetically]

Just in case