My random blog

Elin Karlsson Check out my Snapchat: gludfisk I'm just your average Swedish adult in denial. Sometime I would like to live in New York and also in LA. Because why not?

[drizzlingtears]

excuse my foolish heart but i think we should hold hands and go on bookstore dates

[phil-the-stone-deactivated20180]

actually ive decided that infinity war just needs to be 2.5 hours of peter parker trying his best to address various adult superheroes as politely as possible and struggling a lot. attempts range from “your majesty mr panther sir” (accepted with only a small twitch of the lips & shuri giggling a lot) to “starlord”, which earns him 2 hours of riotous mockery from a talking raccoon

[phil-the-stone-deactivated20180]

[nudityandnerdery]

“Peter. Mr. Man was my father. Just call me Ant.”

[pawpels]

“I already have an aunt tho”

[powerfulwizard]

concept: bootleg copies of memes

[thefloatingstone]

[rock10zxa]

[spooniestrongart]

[fadingnowimruined-deactivated20]

Not just opioids. Things like Seroquel too.

[squirreltastic]

https://www.drugs.com/article/grapefruit-drug-interactions.html heres a article with a list about drugs that could be effected by grapefruit

[transmxnfenris]

I knew this was with my sertraline so didn’t eat it but wow o.o

[shaneduderson]

Oh shit I’m on a really high dose you just saved my ass

[flootzavut]

I think it can also interfere with birth control pills.

[illness-adnauseum]

If you take any oral medication, assume you cannot consume grapefruit by default, until you are reliably informed otherwise. Including for OTC meds and supplements.

Grapefruit ain’t that good.

But your health is.

Parden my obnoxious giant rainbow, it’s for maximum visibility. This shit is important.

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Ominous positivity

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

You will be okay. You have no choice.

[jadedsoggy]

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

[justabirdy]

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

[normal-horoscopes]

IT WILL GET BETTER

OR ELSE

[unclefather]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

this child has had ENOUGH

[no-chill-at-all]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

lets all just be needlessly ominous for the rest of the year

[beyonceisstraight]

if you live that long

[someone-like-robsten]

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[gothcostco]

the plot chickens

[gothcostco]

why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

[just-shower-thoughts]

The acronym for “Social Anxiety Disorder” is “Sad”.

[unclefather]

The signs as words I just made up right now

Aries: Smorgle

Taurus: Cark

Gemini: Yonk

Cancer: Spoople

Leo: Pesink

Virgo: Woopy

Libra: Brangle Grangle

Scorpio: Pashtart

Sagittarius: Marf

Capricorn: Harny

Aquarius: Prongle

Pisces: Spankyham

[glitterspray]

ok but nothing was funnier than Sweden getting a bunch of points from the juries and then getting one of the least amounts from the televotes like that boy thought he killed it

[lumnch]

My nips: *get really pokey out of nowhere*

Me: what is it girls? what do you see?

[superpagangirl]