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var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "1445497"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "http://freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=visitor&e2=visitors&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write(""); var fhsh = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id_h = "3014740"; fhsh.src = "http://freehostedscripts.net/ocount.php?site="+fhs_id_h+"&name=&a=1"; document.head.appendChild(fhsh);document.write(""); Lizzy. 23. Mestizx/Chicanx. Bilingue. I have brain things and gender feelings. She/They pronouns. Married to hifiblu.   Proper about coming soon. I tag for my own convenience, but I will also tag for your blacklist upon request. 😘

[someotherarchive-blog]

ok... i totally AM going to change accounts.  i’ll hit y’all up when im ready??

[someotherarchive-blog]

I never thought I would say this, but I'm tempted to just archive this tumblr and start over. :/

[girlsluvbeyonce]

Beyoncé performing at TIDAL X: 1015

[openthedooritschip]

“average person behaves injuriously towards me ten times a year” factoid actually just statistical error. Fortunato, whose thousand injuries I had borne as I best could, is an outlier adn no I don’t know where he is stop asking

[openthedooritschip]

This post is two and a half years old, but I’m glad you’re all enjoying it so much. I do have some more finely aged memes, if someone will only help me carry them up…

[someotherarchive-blog]

You: jellybean

Me, an intellectual: jealous legume

[namk1]

[fleurjardin]

Dream Lotus by Wang Meifang and Zhao Guojing

[voidsuggestions]

that weird mood where its like u doing alright but u cant rlly call it happiness because? its not and u have no clue what that feels like exactly anyway. but its not a bad mood. void but a lil chill

[sonseulsoleil]

The “me, an intellectual” meme gets 10 times funnier when you change the “you” to “doctor mccoy” and the “me” to “Spock,” so like

Doctor McCoy: Motherfucker Spock, an intellectual: Oedipus

Doctor McCoy: Cool beans Spock, an intellectual: Chilled legumes

[happydarknessland]

[dennys]

There is a certain booth in a certain Denny’s haunted by the ghost of Andy Jones. His tortured soul remains barred from the afterlife lest he settle his unfinished business, an unfinished glass of Fanta. At certain times of night you can hear him. “sip”…”sip”…”sip”. But like Sisyphus and his boulder, every time Andy’s Fanta nears the bottom of the glass, a server comes by to top him off. Always tending to the refills. 24 hours a day. 7 days a week. Trapping him forever in this ether between the realms of the living and the dead.

[kineticallyanywhere]

this is both just this website’s level of surrealist humor and a great advertisement for the attentiveness of denny’s wait staff on giving free refills and I frankly dont know how to handle it

[nubiamancy]

“After Party”, illustrated by @rainerpettersketchbook

[uncommonthreads]

Black studded and embroidered over-sized leather biker jacket.

LPA

[lady-carvenstone]

little box of favourite films ↳ HE IS A DRAGON // он - дракон (2015)

The boy understood, that his father was a monster. And that only awakened the monster in him. 

[yfipdragonage]

your fave is problematic: merrill

sike

you’re the problematic one

thinking i was about to say something was WRONG about my WIFE

[crimethincingofawhitechristmas]

[sollertias]

Votive Offering by Ángel Zárraga, 1912 (details)

[aei-sb]

ヽ/❀o ل͜ o\ﾉ