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[paperandpencilsandskips]

How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

[psychomaniac14]

well first off, pokemon would be real

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical

[tzikeh]

More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.

[useyourblinker]

This might be my favorite

[lotsofcatsandcheapwine]

This is mine

[stockyardsyndrome]

[cruel-heathcliff]

As pride month starts I want to remind everyone that staff have been banning and censoring trans women unfairly for years and not to give these assholes any credit for anything ever. Do not forget to fight for your sisters, especially your sisters of color.

[luxangelae]

working together 📜

[calware]

[suzirya]

I got permission from this friend to post this because holy fuck I can't stop laughing

[squeaky-hawkmoth]

years of scientific research

[yay-bunnies-zone]

this is beceause every1 wants to be bunnieds. amd thats good.

[gilasaurus]

canon event

[jugglejerk]

he rules ❌ . . . he rouxls ✅

[ripempezardexerox]

[bureauen]

Um,,, im. Important question…….. could you maybe… possibly… hopefully… please… draw me a rouxls… please… i hunger for tasty rule man…

happy pride month

[northirish]

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

[northirish]

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

[northirish]

Bottom scientists as well

[latedawnsandearlysunsets]

three of them

[olmec-colossal-head]

Courage, Anxiety, and Despair Watching the Battle by James Sant (ca. 1850) anyone?

[kristsune]

Had a naughty spider surprise when i opened my kitchen cabinet to find a smallish spider hunting around the shelf. Was able to scoop him up but rather than evict him i just gently placed the cup over by my bookshelves. Hopefully this was a lesson learned and he won't break the rules again. (Rule being scaring me not long after ive woken up by being in a place ive never seen them before)

[wartips]

Do those little plastic green soldiers count as real soldiers?

All soldiers are real soldiers. Except the salvation army. Fuck them.

[wartips]

Well maybe don’t make “dishonorably discharged” sound so cool if it’s not

[o-craven-canto]

Come to the Human Cuisine Restaurant, we have:

Boiled grain

Flatbread with various toppings

Flatbread wrapped around filling

Fried lean meat

Stew of fatty meat and starch

Fermented vegetable

Oily sauce

Aromatic herbs

Stimulant alkaloids

Alcoholic beverage

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the busiest and best-reviewed restaurant in the sector, despite the fact that no matter what time of day you walk by, there will invariably be at least one alien outside looking at the menu and screaming "humans can eat what???"