Low on self-esteem so I run on mac & cheese

Hey my name is Nick! (he/him) I'm 28% sarcasm and 72% self loathing, feel free to message me dudes

[soundgoodizer]

do you ever think about how weird of a name “squidward tentacles” is like imagine if your name was humanward arms

[crwnly-deactivated20150506]

actual picture of an actual texan on a typical sunday afternoon

[decembernovemberoctober]

[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

[powerburial]

girl: i love you

me: welcome to the club

girl: *gets offended and walks away*

me: …u were the first member

like if u cried

[deathgripsforcutie]

[stoarchive-deactivated20130521]

whenever I get sad, I just think about dan from florida

thanks, dan

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

time to check the ol’ inbox

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

never again

[wholesomemes-archive]

[consumeconsume]

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

girls with 2 legs and girls with 4 legs

[just-shower-thoughts]

if coconuts have hair and produce milk shouldn’t they be mammals

[postscribed]

what you say: tru

what I hear: True Jackson VP was filmed in front of a live studio audience

[tukut]

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

[nishlo-deactivated20151015]

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

[mamodos]

[jethropaler]

B-Boy Hitmontop

[covensghost]

Me when I was 15 and hated everyone vs me now