Extra Corner Piece

Autism is confusing, people.

[littleguymart]

(source)

[something-amazing-iguess]

Love this smol friend.

[fleebites]

beans 3

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Dinosaurs are my favorite

[bhramarii]

The Fall of the Rebel Plushies

you can get this as a tapestry here:

The Fall of the Rebel Plushies Wall Tapestry by bhramarii

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[something-amazing-iguess]

Amazing

[fleebites]

scorch x magic

(prints available, link in bio)

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I love this art

[youchosewrong]

(from Choose Your Own Adventure #15: House of Danger, 1982)

You chose the house special.

[something-amazing-iguess]

This is like an ending from the point-and-click adventure game Space Quest! Why?! Lol this is gross.

[youchosewrong]

(from Choose Your Own Adventure #10: The Lost Jewels of Nabooti, 1981)

If by “horrible,” you mean “truly epic.”

[something-amazing-iguess]

There are so many things wrong with this I can’t even count.

[something-amazing-iguess]

My moms added “naruto running” to her vocabulary.

[something-amazing-iguess]

Got dat clown blood

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[something-amazing-iguess]

Help

Between Asthma, Apnea and Anxiety attacks, I can’t even begin to care about this dumb job.

[something-amazing-iguess]

I try to write the next guardians of the galaxy movie (PART 1?)

So ❌spoiler alert❌, Thor winds up joining the Guardians after endgame. Yup. So here’s what I think should happen.

The guardians should get a call from the golden jerks from Guardians 2, the people rocking the golden body paint. They should ask the Guardians to escort the high priestess lady off planet, because they’re pissed that she wasted their resources. She’s upset and doesn’t want to go because she’s trying to create Adam Warlock and she’s getting evicted. Bummer. So she bargains with the Guardians to bring her lab/ship to somewhere she can hook up to a power grid.

You’re probably thinking, “what could the high priestess possibly have that the Guardians would want?” And I hear you. Let me explain. She actually has multiple plans to kill the guardians.

Plan 1. Adam Warlock. I haven’t read the comics but apparently the end credits scene basically confirmed that whoever this is is coming. 🤔

Plan 2. The priestess finds Thor’s ship and all the victims that died in Thano’s attack. She placed all the bodies in birthing pods to resurrect them, hoping to use them as hostages or brainwashed soldiers.

So here’s where we get back to the story. The priest wants to be taken somewhere to hook up her lab because she wants to finish “Adam”. So she offers the pods of the victims in exchange. Thor realizes that Loki and Heimdal might be in the pods, so he begs them to agree. Groot says something sassy in tree and they agree to help. She gives them a pod as partial payment, and Heimdal comes out. 🎉 Yay. 🎉

So they bring her to nowhere and take the rest of the pods. She gives them the pods that she deems successful and they stop. “What about those other pods?” The priestess stops and frowns. “The ones I gave you are alive and stable. The others... not as much.” So basically she saved some but not all. The guardians decide to check the rest of the pods and take the ones that miiiiight survive. Thor is depressed because he doesn’t find Loki.

They start bringing the Survivors back with them, because they want to drop them on New Asgard for treatment. On the way, a miniature frost giant crawls out of one of the pods. Loki is alive, but his revival had a few complications.

I’m done talking your head off. I might write some more later. ✌️

[something-amazing-iguess]

Yes.

People are quitting and transfering out of my department so fast. If this keeps up then the store is going to have to close the produce department. This sort of stuff happens when upper management doesn’t actually know how a produce department works.👍🏻 (I wish I could tell you the store but if I asked you to name an awful store you’d probably guess it anyways.)

[something-amazing-iguess]

Perfect start to an 8 hour shift. 👌

[something-amazing-iguess]

Conversion Complete

Just overheard my mom telling a story about LoZ: Breath of the Wild. She told my father that she got sick of getting killed by moblins, so she climbed a hill and started raining bombs on them, carpet bombing them like the apocalypse showed up early for class. She is a majestic creature.

I lost some karma though. I thought it would be funny if she got attacked by cuccos, so I “implied” that you “might” be able to cook them. I really wanna see that.

Whatever don’t you judge me. When I was 4 and I was playing Ocarina of Time, I learned about Cuccos the OLD FASHIONED WAY. It’s a rite of passage for every gamer!

[something-amazing-iguess]

This is how they felt they should advertise their figurine. And the best part is this was absolutely the right move.

[something-amazing-iguess]

Let me tell you

Peter Gibbons from Office Space is my spirit animal.

[something-amazing-iguess]

1st Shrine Finished!

It took a little coaxing, but my mom completed her first shrine on LoZ: Breath of the Wild.

The only reason she was at this particular shrine was because she wanted a fish but couldn’t catch one without them swimming away. So I lead her to the bomb rune tutorial shrine. I’m trying to take a hands off approach to teaching her, because I want her to feel proud of herself for figuring it out.

When she realized she needed to catapult a bomb her reaction was priceless.