Carpe the motherfucking Diem

still here after the rise and fall and rise again

[deadpowol]

[cyhyraethofnightmists]

Go hiking. Fake your death. Become one with the forest. Elevate to forest god. The simple things.

[queensinchains]

THE SHEEP DETECTIVES (2026) dir. Kyle Balda

[fictus-vulp3s]

no but why is it funny but also so real like- maybe im thinking too hard but "they eathim on sundays" like- that goes sooo hard like it sounds to poetic wtf

[dogpuppy]

[sourcreammachine]

the engineers designing the tesla truck

[tricos-here]

rule number 1 of being a mesmer: serve absolute cunt

[cognitohazardous]

white people say "he doesnt bite" before watching their untrained labradoodle mix do devil may cry combos on your yorkie

[eveninginparis]

washed up gun from lake michigan

via coravioletwalters

[nonasuch]

[bitter1stuff]

[tchaikovskaya]

[jamesroach]

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

[jamesroach]

oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

traffic again?

[ozempicofficial]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Where does lasagna come from?

Wizards from a mystical land barely tethered to this reality wrote great spells in tomes called “cookbooks” that anyone can cast

[hollowtones]

thought it comes from caves

[hollowtones]

am i thinking of QUARTZ again

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

easy mistake

[hollowtones]

ah, nuts

[hollowtones]

(coincidentally nuts also comes from caves)

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

you are thinking of quartz again

[hollowtones]

[boccher]

incomejob from a girl with huge capital

[stupid-twink-girl]

[gif87a-com]

[homosexualontheloose]

[sunshine-tattoo]

i was about to say this is at the Toronto airport and then suddenly it definitely. Was. Not.

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

That’s just the Toronto Bannana Boa

[valtsv]

i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"

[valtsv]

[notemily]

best use of the underwater filter on this app

[annabelle--cane]

this fanfic shit is hardddddd

[annabelle--cane]

phew okay this is better

[annabelle--cane]

[lesbianalicent]