bullshit

digital diary

[eachmostremembering]

Syd when Carm is there: can you do me a favor and stop sucking ass

Syd when Carm isn't there: Seriously, he's the best in the world. Did you know he won Food and Wine's Best New Chef when he was 21? I had to try his food; he actually made the best meal I've ever eaten. No, there's no one like him, it's an honor to work with him

[sometimeinoctober]

syd and carmy are like a fucking onion with all the layers in their relationship. this fandom is a prison.

[sydcarmy]

okay hear me out. modern pride and prejudice au, sydcarmy and marcusluca (marcus is obviously my girl jane) and sydneyxshapiro because shapiro is a perfect wickham

[bluecinephile]

was it casual when i made your pregnant sister an omelette? was it casual when you said i made you better at your passion in life? was it casual when you thought about me to get out of a panic attack? was it casual when you gifted me a chef’s coat like yours? was it casual when you said you wouldn’t even want to open your restaurant without me? was it casual when you promised to never leave me alone again? was it casual when you made dishes inspired in my scarves? was it casual when your story started the day you met me?

[fairestbeard]

The Bear team using well known romantic imagery like this,

And this,

And acting like we're silly and delusional for shipping them is crazy work indeed.

[eloiscbridgerton]

THE BEAR 4.08 – Green // 1.08 – Braciole

[alwaysshipping1]

The show is fucking diabolical for this! How many odes to Sydney does this man need to plate before he gets a clue?

Also, is it possible…lamb because of her famous lamb ragù?

Credit where it’s due : saymorepIease on twitter

[romanceisaplace]

i got shot a million times

[doyoulovememrcousineau]

AND ANOTHER THING i loved that we FINALLY got to see the tiny tiniest glimpse of cocky, mean, competitive carmen with “he’s pretty good” “and what, you’re better?” “i smoke him” i am definitely not reading it as i cannot believe you actually considered leaving me for that guy when the only other person in this world who is on your level is me i am completely fine and normal about this

[justagirlwholivesindelusion]

“i love you.”

or

“any chance, of any kind of good in this building, it started when you walked in. and any possibility of it surviving, it’s with you. i believe in you more than i’ve ever believed in myself.”

[randomfoggytiger]

sneaky Mulder trying to sneak a peek at Scully's cleavage in Red Museum when they are in the motel after his "you're never going to believe this". He's sitting on the bed and looking up- his eyes clearly go to cleavage level of her V blouse. How many times do you think Scully had to tell him "my eyes are up here, Mulder"? 😀

Probably zero times-- because then he'd point out how often she stares at him, too.

[boxbandfanboy]

obsessed with them

[sculderand-mully]

skinner when mulder and scully are in meetings

[inkskinned]

i have to believe somewhere, someone is trying a taco for the first time. someone is taking their first shower. someone is coming home to a new puppy.

i have to believe that this winter, someone new to snow will pull out a 5 dollar plastic sled and throw themselves down a hill, just to try it.

i think i'm probably lucky to be familiar with sunrises. i live in an area where the lightning bugs dance in their cocktail hours. i take chickadees for granted.

today i saw a tree that had changed to fall colors, and my first reaction was to grimace. i love autumn, but i hate the cold. i don't want it to be winter yet.

but how lucky, to live in a place where the leaves do change color - so bright and vibrant that people make treks from around the world just to look at what i grew-up-with. my mom's friend was a teacher in florida. she used to ask us to mail her an assortment of leaves, just to show her children - to prove to them yes, they really do turn yellow and orange and red.

last year i finally tried pumpkin spice for the first time. someone this year will find a new favorite knitting pattern. someone's favorite band will drop a new album. artists will make things we haven't yet imagined. there will be chalk drawings and magnet poetry and karaoke and recipes and laughing.

it is easy to forget. this was all new to me, once. and when it was - well, it was just all so easy to love.

[slugonascrabbletile]

s is for slug

[monstrosity-positive]

i’m enamored by the specificity of this blog. like this is the only post they’ve ever made. this account was solely created for this special little guy. does he know?

[fischotterkunst]

my brother had a brilliant idea that i wanted to share with other people who have four-legged family members: he trained our two cats to go directly to the door when they hear the fire alarm.

obviously at first the fire alarm sent them scrambling for cover, but he started slowly by giving them treats whenever it went off, when someone burned food or forgot to open the fireplace flu. he then progressed to calling them to the door to offer treats immediately after the alarm went off. and it actually wasn't too long before the cats voluntarily started going to the door upon hearing the alarm.

i think this was genius because in the event of a real emergency we know exactly where the cats will be and we will not have to waste precious time trying to find them to rescue them. i think this method would work equally well with dogs and probably other free-roaming pets such as rabbits, ferrets, etc. and i certainly encourage others to give it a shot!

[avocadoesfromtheabyss]

Reblogging because this could save pet lives

[toothistired-deactivated2024092]

reblog this to give the person you reblogged from a will to live