Occasional Debauchery

[ruinedchildhood]

[theproblematicblogger]

I hate group projects im serious. I hate them. Just let me do the work just give it to me. Dont make my grade depend on the person sitting next to me they’re a moron. 

[sometimes-i-debauch]

I had a girl whose only job was to make the powerpoint. I wrote the whole project, all the information, because I didn’t trust her, and all she had to do was make the powerpoint. We presented the next day, and she had put

FUCKING

EVERYTHING

ONTO ONE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING SLIDE

IN 3 POINT FONT, TIMES NEW ROMAN

WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN PROBABLY 20 SLIDES WORTH OF INFORMATION

I LITERALLY WENT

THIS HAPPENED NEARLY SEVEN YEARS AGO AND I STILL REMEMBER HER NAME EVEN THOUGH I NEVER TALKED TO HER AGAIN AFTER WE GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL

JUST SO THAT IF SHE EVER RUNS FOR PRESIDENT I’M GONNA LEAK THAT SHIT LIKE WATERGATE

[vintagegeekculture]

Artist  Uldis Kalvan’s gothic romance covers, featuring women running away from things.

[nimmieamee]

Women Who Innately Mistrust Architecture, a series

[bob-belcher]

[sometimes-i-debauch]

i’m a ghostwriter and just finished a book for a client, which means that there is an erotic fiction novel floating around somewhere that i wrote that has someone else’s name on the front. life is wild.

[sportmuscles]

my mum must think that im really stupid because she just told me not to eat a candle even though it smells like ice cream 

[googlebus]

tommy remember when you ate soap in lush 

[sportmuscles]

shut ur mouth it looked really good 

[googlebus]

I’ve got some pretty topical jokes about peeling potatoes but I don’t think this website is ready for them 

[plants4]

I’d like to hear them Harry

[googlebus]

after you peel your hands smell like potatoes 

whats the deal with that 

[plants4]

I’d like to hear more if that’s ok

[googlebus]

I hate it when theres a little bit of skin left 

[stillhereunfortunately]

Can we hear that one again please? I really liked it

[googlebus]

just scroll up and you can read it theres no point me typing it out again thats just a waste of time and energy and it will not be necessary cause you can just look up and read it  

[stillhereunfortunately]

Oh yeah, sorry for bothering you Harry

[googlebus]

thats alright Matt 

[willnetflixfornutella]

This site is on drugs, swear to God

[googlebus]

cause this post is so wacky and wild 

[bidoof]

it’s level 100 and all it knows is pound. that’s great

[bidoof]

oh god i took this photo on a frame while it was blinking that makes it look really sad

[tropius2-deactivated20160313]

You made it feel inadequate

[bidoof]

i’m so sorry…………………..

[jawbone-the-tenth]

[parakavka]

[chuckdrawsthings]

mondays

[sometimes-i-debauch]

I RELATE SO HARD

[chuckdrawsthings]

self-worth

[a-tla]

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

who has the image where it says albert einstein lived in a house made of cheese and failed the driving test 8000 times

[headkicker-ii-the-final-kick-de]

[trjoel]

“Millennials are so entitled"

[lucasnoahs]

Actually, the ‘you’re welcome’/’no problem’ issue is simply a linguistics misunderstanding. Older ppl tend to say you’re welcome, younger ppl tend to say no problem. This is because for older people the act of helping or assiating someone is seen as a task that is not expected of them, but is them doing extra, so it’s saying ‘I accept your thanks because I know I deserve it.’

‘No problem’, however, is used because younger people feel not only that helping or assisting someone is a given and expected, but also that it should be stressed that you’re need for help was no burden to them (even if it was).

Basically, older people think help is a gift you give, younger people think help is an expectation required of them.

[humanityinahandbag]

DAMN STRAIT.

[daggers-drawn]

Basic Millennial complaint: “I want shelter and economic security.” Some bitter old man: “WHAT THE FUCK? WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU DESERVE ANYTHING? THANK ME WHEN YOU BAG MY GROCERIES FOR ME, PEON.”

[the-wolfbats]

“I want to enjoy my life” “What kind of millennial bullshit is this?”

[sometimes-i-debauch]

Person: you're so polite!

Me: thanks, it's the trauma

[sometimes-i-debauch]

does spanish santa say jojojo

[sometimes-i-debauch]

I accidentally accepted way too many side jobs in addition to my 20 hours a week in school and 20 at my main job, and now I am regretting everything

I’m writing 2 books for 2 clients and a few articles a day for a medical blog and I’ve never been this overworked in my whole life and I’m ALWAYS overworked