[humansoflatecapitalism]

[neilaglet]

[bagrijana]

Auntie Hella checking on the Papillon puppies… she never had a litter of her own so she always cared for all the pups born here at #tantezampekennel

[gooddogbestfriend]

imagine having such a beautiful fairy godmother

[lornagonigall]

this is the content that keeps me on this fucking site

[whitepeopletwitter]

[coriandercoriander]

[markv5]

Как приготовить тесто

[sungodsevenoclock]

“How to prepare the dough

To begin with, take some flour

Ah, no, the flour is sleeping. Let’s not bother her, she might bite

We’ll prepare the dough some other time”

[writing-prompt-s]

You sell your soul to God. Instead of having bliss in life and then damnation, you life a life of utter misery and then go to Heaven when you die.

[cerastes]

That’s just regular Catholicism.

[paxamericana]

[hotchipofficial-deactivated2014]

say what you will about america, but at least 1 dollar can still get you a hell of a lot of mice

[eevielearnsfrench]

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

[markedbyx]

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

[spiraphobia]

[cerastes]

When it’s been 40 minutes since you placed your order and you’re really hungry but you still are waiting patiently because you know the food industry is hard and you hope the waiters and cooks are having a good day.

[laguerradelasgalaxias]

What We Do in the Shadows (2014) dir. Jemaine Clement, Taika Waititi

[idreamofjimmy]

[doctormemelordmd]

The only show based off a movie that wasn’t just good but absolutely fantastic

[stevenrogered]

T’Challa on Black Jeopardy! (Saturday Night Live, 4/7/18)

[valtsv]

power move: saying “that’s treason” every time someone does something that mildly inconveniences you

[bigot-tears]

Donald Trump ghostwrote this

[valtsv]

awfully bold of you to assume trump could spell ‘inconveniences’

[ameliaglitter]

I saw this and thought of @fleamontpotter.

[justicewitch]

OP HOW CAN YOU NOT ADD THE BEST PART OF THIS TWEET THREAD

[ubercharge]

this blog is pro turn signal

[bibliophilepixie]

specifically, Before the actual turn

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

More specifically, for the actual direction you are planning on turning.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Dapper af. (via rubyymaee)