Not today Justin
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Cosmic Funnies
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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@somewhat-quirky
literally…..a masterpiece
My shit
They turned what is arguably the worst song of all time into something amazing
This is amazing @mentaldisposition @everydxydreamer
It’s funny because Americans wont get it
this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
i was tempted to write what it means, but then i thought
no, let them suffer
i’m suffering
NO THIS ISN’T FUNNY, TELL US WHAT IT MEANS
HAHAHAHHAHA OH MY GOD THIS IS GREAT
I’m sorry to my lately American followers but I had to
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Hahahshshagahdgagagagshs
Guys in Europe they call Fries 'Chips' 😂
Knowledge is better than riches. ~African Proverb
African Proverbs (via kushandwizdom)
Always reblog The Princess Bride
mawwiage
MOST QUOTABLE MOVIE EVER
this film though ffs
"Have fun storming the castle, boys!"
Twue wuvve
Back in my day (2007) we used to take girls out to Olive Garden for a nice date and if it went well we would go behind the Wendy’s and do some heavy petting, as we used to call it, and if that doesn’t sound like the worst thing ever then read it again and again until it does.
Why would you go behind a Wendy’s.
It was a different time my friend
Why not McDonalds ? She could be "loving it"
and cheekbone gods
😏☺️
And every other god
Relatable Asf tbh. Too bad she doesn't exist.
Tell that to all the people who finally realized what they had in front of them and tried to make things right only to find out that the love of their life is with someone else.. You know what's the saddest part? They're gonna end up lasting forever, getting married, & having beautiful kids while you're still there regretting every.single.thing.you.did but, there's nothing you can do then but be happy for them.
1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise. 2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable. 3. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else. 4. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything. 5. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice. 6. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small. 7. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full. 8. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle. 9. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck. 10. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog. 11. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through. 13. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything. 14. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends. 15. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.
(via aureat)
Sooooo I heard you're single again??
when the direct deposit hits.
when a rich nigga wants you.
when chick-fil-a is still serving breakfast after 10:30am.
when you’re working out next to a fine nigga at the gym.
when the waiter comes out with your food.
when your the only one who brought your charger and everyone asking to use it
When your WiFi turns back on.
so many goals in one video
The app is called ‘PhotoMath’.
Reblog to save a life
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Yooooooo I just #died 😂😂😂😂😂 #homophobic nigga wash your ass.