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PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn’t inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.

This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren’t spicy foods

totallynotagentphilcoulson

#the implication here is that he’s never seen children eat anything he considered spicy #which is weird but hey funny world we live in lmao

mono-red-menace

i do love that goncharov takes place after the fall of the soviet union. in the 70's.

mono-red-menace

i like to believe the visionary Matteo JWHJ 0715 saw the future and Goncharov (1973) is set in 1991-1992.

officialputinvevo

It does, that’s what makes the 1970s themed costumes adds a sense of unreality to the already discordant themes rampant.

aiiaiiiyo

Ice delivery man in Houston, TX circa 1920 Check this blog!

corporatebigwig

why did he eat this

#bro shoulda been a model low key

jame7t

Would you sloppy a neurotypical?

they won’t be neurotypical when I’m done with them

xactoknifegun

#bro that’s funny as fuck

chimeragirlpleopods

thats rich

chimeragirlpleopods

they fucking stack

blessyouhawkeye

he's the funniest person i know

#you don’t know him #surprised there’s no ‘that’s a parasocial relationship’#like bro just because he’s gay poc and doesn’t apologize for it doesn’t mean he’s god #he’s a celebrity and therefore does the same exact things they all do to maintain notoriety #all that said #this is pretty funny

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cryptotheism

"Bottom does not mean sub" might as well be occult knowledge to some of y'all

cassiecassi

call my man shredded lettuce because he be a sub topping

taumoeba

#bro that’s funny

rylandsgrace

We really live in 1884....

#this is like a fever dream

seamossdoll

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daroaringknight

UNDERRATED TAG

antifatemptress

cleansingreflections-deactivate

do you see this shit my liege

5149eszter

entierradefrikis

mitski-miyawakis

when moses returned from the mountain with the stone tablets with the 10 commandments and saw the people worshipping the golden calf

#an incredible amount of drugs have been taken in this video

the-real-numbers-deactivated202

this little freak keeps sneaking into my garden and rubbing himself all over my flowers??Hello?????

james-silvercat

Real, male bees don’t go after flowers they stay home, that freak is a herself

the-real-numbers-deactivated202

googling ‘bee genders’ as I dictate this post

lierdumoa

The more you google bee reproductive biology the more absurd it is that we’re applying the words male and female to them. Their actual genders are worker, drone and queen. The queen is capable of both asexual and sexual reproduction. Bees born of unfertilized eggs become drones that are capable of fertilizing eggs. Bees born of fertilized eggs become workers, but can also potentially become a queen depending on how they are fed during the larval stage.

Use whatever the fuck pronouns you want to describe bees because they’re all equally incorrect projections of human worldview onto an insect species. Bees don’t experience mammalian sexual dimorphism in a biological sense nor do they experience human gender dimorphism in a sociopolitical sense.