what the fuck hello

hi im dave and im dumb

[grimelords]

sonicsfurrycock please I beg of you either change your url or stop liking all my posts, it is too visceral an image for my delicate sensibilities to confront every day

[minxitsy]

[theweirdwideweb]

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

[chinesecentury]

I'm feeling like late Orson Welles bitch I'm fat and drunk

[cxd9542gb]

Hes like a bad roomba for floor pills

[cxd9542gb]

[cxd9542gb]

It did itself that

[luetta]

awesome as fuck car i found in a parking lot

[meysq]

playing gta online as philomena cunk

[thelambliesdown1974]

it burns when I post

[wokeuplaughing]

my friend karissa drew me a boiled one so naturally I gave it to hunter s thompson

[nightcord-at-25]

watch leftists conveniently ignore this

[orthoscheme]

these brownies seem a little strong

[orthoscheme]

well if i have any complaints i can just call potassium about it but im too meek so i wont

[radiation]

[jame7t]

if a tree falls in the forest and nobody’s around to hear it… does the treefucker still treefuck it?

[jame7t]

worlds first post with difficulty options 📈⚠️🦔

[shushmuckle]

Cartoon from Good Morning, an American humor magazine published from May 1919 to October 1921.

[parakeet]

His painty foot prints 😭 his hands covered in paint 😭 little man this cannot be good for you need to change your life style or you might pass away

[visibun]

my very first thought here:

[findchaos]

We visited an old glass factory that was converted into a park and the photos can get very surreal.