Awkward Beatles

"Getting a photograph without one of them looking dopey is hard to do… I learnt that it was ok to shoot three of them, or even two of them, as long as one of them was Paul" - Harry Benson

[macca-is-art]

Yesterday I found this gif on google… that’s all, I gonna leave this here

[kylesquips]

The world of modern aesthetics owes so much to Jean Pettine yall dont even know

[kylesquips]

To clarify, shes the graphic designer of EVERY can and container of AriZona tea

[idobuang]

damn she knows how to choose her colors

[swagfable]

her website is literally a picture of the arizona green tea bottle and her contact info

what a legend

[1969mccartney]

“What was the one you were doing the other night?” “That was One After 909 …one of the first songs we’d ever done.”

[ithelpstodream]

[theotheryongbok]

My man Jesus

[funnysowhatever2-deactivated201]

What story is that?

[ffermented-salmonella-deactivat]

Matthew 18:9

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

[beachfox-deactivated20181218]

“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

[dinosaurrainbowstarfish]

He goes on for like several examples too.

“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”

“Cut it off.”

“wut”

“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”

“wut”

“What”

[lesbian-yandere]

YALL THEY’RE ADVANCING

[sangled]

[oncloudatlas]

One of my biggest thrills for me still is sitting down with a guitar or a piano and just out of nowhere trying to make a song happen.

- Paul McCartney

[juliadorable-deactivated2020120]

The holy trinity of b99 damns

requested by @andysambergstan

[theweirdwideweb]

[disgruntledmushroom]

[parks-and-recreation-department]

[misskingss]

Ron Swanson is a simple man.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sweet-bitsy]

Everyone news is over. Don’t report anything else. Nothing else but this matters. News is canceled.

[prettylittlesuffermachine-deact]

i think im overqualified for this position

[ruinedchildhood]

[paulmcfruity]

We’d heard of something called ouija board. We knew you turned a glass upside down on a table and somehow it would connect you to the supernatural. So the boys held each other’s wrists to create a magic circle. The only thing we didn’t know was that you had to put your hand on the glass!

- Michael McCartney

[beatlemania-revolution]

[applescruff-s]

incapable of looking at anything other than george and his little arm

[bowie1984]

i still find it confusing why the greatest and most famous band to have ever existed had a photoshoot with decapitated baby dolls 

[beatlesmut]

I just saw this on Facebook. I am drunk and disturbed. 

[paulieismylove]

omg I can’t breath Paul !!!!!!!!

[jimmypagesenchantress-deactivat]

paul and ringo are pretty hot stuff actually

[drummerringo]

why is pauls hand in his pants omg 

[moving--frankie--valli-deactiva]

Why does Beatles on Paul’s chest read “Beatless”?

[itsoldjohn]

this is the single most greatest thing to ever come out of the legacy of the beatles

[donttrustevilcheeseits]

George just looks like George it’s great.

[twinklennon]

John looks like an asshat omfg

[thecurlypenguin]

Can someone please scan and expain?

[ketchupkete]

It’s an article about what would the beatles look if they were todays band (if you guys want to know:D)

[ohdarlingbeatles]

The Beatles posed wearing a variety of french hats and holding baguette sandwiches and Pentax cameras in Paris, January, 1964

[awkwardbeatles]

What a detailed and accurate description

[justjohnlennonthings]

A rare paul mccartney picture on my blog has arrived