i have a dog now

Dakota He/Him/His (23) **Ask me to tag anything :)**

[neuronary]

‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

[once-a-polecat]

[were--ralph]

What does this gif have to do with werewolves?

[flizaa]

if you have to ask you’re not ready

[were--ralph]

can you explain? i don’t get it

[thefirstanomally]

This is like someone just informed the newcomers about the devils sacrament taking place every full moon and the devil itself popped up asking “what sacrament?” with a cheshire grin.

[yamujiburo]

Paparazzi

[All comics in order here]

[greelin]

why are so many automatic soap dispensers so shy

[greelin]

come on, beloved… You know i am here….

[theweirdwideweb]

[wayneradiotv]

this is so sad. all this puppy has to sleep on is a baby banana with a half slice cheddar blanket

[fullmoonguidance]

meet penis from my new cartoon "steamboat penis" where the titular character penis pilots a boat shaped like a penis right into some sharp rocks killing himself and all other 42 passengers on board

[fullmoonguidance]

keep talking shit and yuore gonna be passenger number 43

[bogleech]

[catchymemes]

[coughloop]

*so quiet you can barely hear me*

Do you sell wet cookies....

[i-dont-know-i-just-like-dragons]

I just woke up.

Why is this on my dashboard.

[coughloop]

[ivy-michaels]

[lazy-digestive]

Fuck you

[therealhoodiewearer-deactivated]

worst post ive ever seen anywhere ever

[sic-s3mper-tyrannis]

[geminiagentgreen]

[dragonprincessmew]

[catchymemes]

[thememedaddy]

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

Hence the invention of the Porch

[pillarofawesome]

[kaedien]

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

[roarykooper]

i went to england to visit the family of this boy im dating in birmingham. one of his sisters lived in manchester and his whole family kept being like we wish lila was her you would love her blah blah blah lila would just lobe you blah and I was finally like well why couldn’t she make it? everyone was like lol as we said she’s in manchester??? that’s it. i looked up the distance and it’s like less than two hours away and when me and my dude went to grab a beer later that night I was like so does Lila not get along with your parents like what’s up? again, he’s like babe I told you she’s in manchester. I was like are the villages at war????? he goes “it’s too far. this isn’t holiday.” I was like babe we’ve drivin 4-5 hours for weekend trips to the beach Im just confused- and he cuts me off and goes “that’s American me. We don’t do that here”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is one of the few things America and Australia have solidarity on without England. You can drive 4 hours to see friends it’s fine it’s normal. England is so weird for this.

[amygdalae]

who up being weary and haggard on a wednesday

[huttslut]

shoutout to the lord of the rings lighting directors. bold move to let the audience see what's going on in nighttime scenes. i miss that.

[coopsgirl]

[dilfbrigade]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

They should invent a career path that isn't soooooooo scary

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

we should legalize polyamorous marriage  for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like

[killjoystrays]

[homiedepot]