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[thebootydiaries]

me: *writes adult email*

me: *hits send while screaming loudly*

[greyhorsephoto]

[unclefather]

I have been fooled

[birch-the-fish-crow]

I like how the horses ears are now in an ‘anger’ position.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[foulserpent]

2018 lets bring back fanfic authors interruptng their own stories to have conversations with the characters

[foulserpent]

Ronald blushed under his clown makeup.

“Y-You like me?”

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me: squeeeeeeeee!!! here it comes! x3

ronald mcdonald: sh-shut up! >_<

burger king: o___0

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“Yes Ronald, it has always been you…” Burger King said.

[gayvian]

im going to personally kick your ass

[mjalti]

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

Why would u celebrate ur child being a Gemini

[homiedepot]

Not a celebration, a warning

[sexhaver]

just watched Shape of Water on the plane and like. damn. she really flooded her whole apartment for that fish dick

[sexhaver]

it literally isnt and im concerned

[cinged-deactivated20180706]

coward

[flowerinaflame]

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

This is so fucking funny

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Imagine if you were a Christian medieval person from a small village and you had a feud with your neighbour… how annoying would it be to see them in church every Sunday? Not only are you obliged to be in the same space with them every week but you’d have to watch them receive the sacrament and have their sins forgiven even though you know damn well they don’t deserve it… and on top of that you get the priest preaching “love thy neighbour” from the pulpit, I think the fuck not, I’ll not love an unneighbourly misbegotten churl such as he, preach though thou might, father

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

I think I just got possessed by the ghost of a man who’s still really upset about his neighbour’s pigs eating his cabbages

[respectfulmemes]

[halfagony-halfhope]

Mr. Darcy: Miss Bennet, you’re poor and and your family is embarrassing. Please do me the honour of accepting my hand.

Elizabeth Bennet:

[louises-belcher]

No one really understands how much compliments actually mean to me, like I sometimes brush them off with a joke and a quick “thank you,” but really, I remember compliments forever, so if you’ve ever complimented me or done something nice for me, thank you so much.

[jestershark]

“Y’all motherfuckers” is a gender neutral speech opener

[slightmood]

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[barbierot]

what happened to polly pocket???? is she okay??? did she die????

[carrionkid]

this is simultaneously the worst and best thing i’ve ever done

[melonmemes]