Okay, that was pretty tight
my hole isnāt tight
Three Goblin Art
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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Today's Document
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Sade Olutola
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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@helplesslysatisifed
Okay, that was pretty tight
my hole isnāt tight
sumn positive on ur dashboardĀ šā¤ļø
I just about died when jack dove under š©š©
Moseby has lost itā¦
this was so moving⦠i really hope they cast him in the next pitch perfect movie
Bibbity bobbity boo!
I had my own fairy godmother this weekend at comic con. So magical.
I slowed the actual transformation down 200% so you can see just how brilliant it is⦠From the first sign of the ballgown to completely changed takes less than 3 seconds. That is some epic-level crafting.
@justhere4coffee thank you! Wanted it to be as quick a transformation as possible!
The plot of Stardew Valley isn't that different from the plot of many Hallmark movies if you think about it...
i canāt stop watching this iām ā¦
what the fuck
brief reminder that humans are among the best vocal mimics on Earth
this is exactly what you think it is and itās so much better than youād guess
Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)
i couldnāt fucking resist
LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE
This is the best thing I have ever seen
@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?
Dam it it got better
S T O P
@klubbhead
Do Darth Maul next!
This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.
Oh god. I canāt even think of something for them lol
Yoda gotta be raisin bread.
ENOUGH
NO
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do grand moff tarkin.
The last one got me.
I CANāT
B R E A T H E
XD
i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke
The post of legend has come again
Oh, John.
@classicdadmoves
whereād they get all those dads
Dadmart
Seal befriends woman sitting on the beach - Video
This will always be my favorite gifset.
Arenāt I adoooorable?
queen of humor
Dolly i would both kill and die for you
This is one of my favorite posts because that catās fucking name is fucking meatloaf
Let us just appreciate that this personās dad didnāt know when they would be home and so he couldnāt plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.
one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life
Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.
I love Meatloaf. :)
Bless Meatloaf
Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40
the mickey mouse clubhouse dances are SO funny
WHAT kind of dance is this!!!!!!!!!
They just know how to partyā¦
thats the Hotdog Dance you ignorant fools
my brain in times of crisis:
so heres a thing my mother always said to me growing up when i broke something on accident that i think is really important
and i know, from watching my friends and seeing their panic and terror when something broke, that not only were not nearly enough children told this thing, many children were punished in place of being reassured
and thats heartbreaking
so heres the words from my mom that i was always told, and theyre the same words that anyone who never got to hear them should hear now, courtesy of my mom, who has repeated those same words to many a friend of mine and now to you
if i ever broke anything, the first words out of her mouth would always be and have always been,Ā āare you hurt?āĀ
i would say no
she would say,Ā āthats okay, thenā
and i would ask why
and she would sayĀ ābecause it was just a thing- even if its a nice thing, or an old thing, or an expensive thing, its still just a thing. it can be replaced, or we can live without it. there is only one you. there will only ever be one you. you will always be more important than just some thing.āĀ
I lend out a collection to fossils to my schoolās 8th grade science teachers annually. Iāve collected since I was a kid, added more as an adult from yard sales and donations. I want kids to be inspired and intrigued. About my 5th year at my school, the teacher came to me with one of her students. The girl looked upset and sort of scared. The teacher explained that the girlās hand had slipped and a Megaladon Sharkās tooth had broken into two pieces. My first response was to make sure she hadnāt been cut by one of the pieces, and she shook her head, tears in her eyes. I smiled at her and pointed out that she hadnāt dropped it on purpose, that the ridiculously big tooth had been fossilized and survived this long, and it would still be amazing if I had to either keep it in two pieces or superglue it.
It bothered me a lot that the kid was clearly primed by a lot of adults to deal with anger and blame when a simple mistake was made. I offered her a hug, which she accepted and finally laughed.
Story time:Ā
My grandmother owns crystal bowls that have been passed down to her from her grandmother. Being a family with Jewish heritage in Austria, every single piece of family history we own is basically a treasure in itself. I was already an adult when she allowed me to take one of them home with me, of course only after I swore several oaths to keep it safe. I can go months and years without breaking a single dish, but lo and behold, it takes two weeks and a split second of not paying attention, and suddenly that crystal bowl, thatās worth more to my grandmother than the entire rest of her furniture, goes flying and shatters into a million pieces. I swear I watched for what felt like an hour as that thing dropped, turned around itself and finally crashed in a spectacular impact. Anyway, itās completely beyond repair, and Iām freaking out because my grandmother will murder me. Only, she will not, because even worse, sheās going to be fucking heartbroken and so, so disappointed with me she wonāt even find it within herself to murder me. But, you gotta do what you gotta do - not being able to face her while confessing, I call her, in tears, apologizing a hundred times before she finally goes:Ā āGigi, calm down now, what happened??ā ā*sobbing* I- I broke your grandmaās bohooohooowl -ā And my grandmother, bless that woman, starts laughing hysterically. Sheās laughing so much I think, I must have broken her, thatās it, sheās lost her marbles now and itās my fault, until she wheezes out:Ā āGigi that bowl survived two world wars and the NazisĀ but not a month in your kitchen!ā and of course I fucking lost it too at that point. Thatās how I learned, that in the end, itās really all about perspective.Ā
Now Iām a step-mum myself and my go to reaction whenever I hear something break is to shrug and say āWell, it had a good runā and then I go fetch a broom and weāll clean up because if my grandma could laugh off a 100 year old crystal dish, I can laugh off an IKEA mug lmao
Iām tearing up
this but for humans