when i grow up i want to be roadkill

anni | 24 | she/her | fin | aries/scorpio/libra | tumbleweeds across my eyelids

[itmeansalot]

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

[prrrrivchonki]

love them they're so cunty hope they explode

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

Need a girl with a hole so big I can find shelter inside from the elements

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

The elements?

[furtive-pygmy]

Its called pudding because you are pudding it in your mouth lol

[krakot2]

[sootspurs]

your honor i love them

[oddthesungod]

A pixie's grief

[vintagewildlife]

White peacock By: Linda Weitzman From: Pheasants of the World 1993

[briarmires]

beard strokers unite

[dreadwedge]

used to be people would say things like "avast" or "hither and yon". nowadays folks mostly say stuff like "ethernet cable"

[girlnumbers]

I’m not even thinking violent or bad things anymore. you should come over to my house

[deepinourengines]

oh sure blame the guy whose fault it is

[mytwofaces]

My face every time 12 points go to Austria, France or Switzerland

[doinggreat]

[the-orbital-line]

EBU playing clap.wav right now

[tabloidsores]

I bet it feels good as fuuuuck to slightly draw your sword with all the other knights in anger when a treacherous knave shows their face in the court

[sindar-princeling]