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academic trainwreck, linguistics and gender studies / shitposting in fin/eng / 24 / FIN / butch / they/them

[fruitblush]

[infectiouspiss]

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

[infectiouspiss]

happy birthday to Egg Bacon and to the post that fucking destroyed my notifications and shot to over 100k notes in record time, i still don't know who Egg Bacon is

[infectiouspiss]

two years later and i still don't know who Egg Bacon is, happy birthday i guess

[fruitblush]

Horse in my head

prints

[goth-queen]

[weaver-z]

I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man's memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey's paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

[happiebirdie]

you don't control who lives who dies who tells your story

[infectiouspiss]

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

[infectiouspiss]

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

[infectiouspiss]

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

[orcaking]

Beach Combing

[Image ID: A digital illustration featuring a trans masculine person, torso up. The figure is shown from the hips up, facing left with his eyes closed softly. He has shoulder length black hair, and is shirtless with visible top surgery scars. Around him, are illustrations of green and blue fish, sand dollars, rocks, and seaweed. There is a string of pearls weaving around the figure, and white stars surrounding him. The background is a plain dark gray. /.End ID]

[infectiouspiss]

the only bmi i care about is bagel mmmyummy itsgotcreamcheese

[pocketmilo]

transition into spring 💉🍀✨

this months patreon rewards

[stariteart]

🏳️‍⚧️ TRANSGENDER DAY OF VISIBILITY 🏳️‍⚧️

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN

[sentada]

who else is stupid and eats bread

[heavensghost]

‘Love is an organic thing. It rots and softens.’

Words by Clementine Von Radics

[pangur-and-grim]

we are good friends

[warranty-voider]

cat looked easy to draw

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

girl youre not gonna believe this

[viralfrog]

[quasi-normalcy]

Right down to all of your faculties being decrepit from relying on a sinister adviser.

[confirmed-and-contorted]

slamming your knights visor down when you’re finished talking to them, like slamming the phone back on the receiver.

[charlesoberonn]

Turning around to leave only to turn back and lift the visor up for one last remark before slamming it down again.

[newyorkcitywater]

why is the human body composed of such capricious tubes