maybe it's witchcraft, maybe it's maybelline

(it's neither. anyways) she/her, I'm an adult

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

He's showing you to his house. Do you follow?

[st-just]

ngl this is shocking enough it took me a few seconds to be sure I was parsing it correctly.

[bookshelfdreams]

The official numbers are out: 9600 deaths during the height of the heatwave (June 22-28), 11900 deaths for 2026 so far, to July 26. That makes 2026 the deadliest year since these statistics started being reported in 2016.

Source: tagesschau.de, RKI

[yellerie]

*It makes 2026 the year with the most heat deaths since 2016.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[elokitties]

[alt-illustrations]

Heron by the Waterfall

[chateauofmymind]

topping in like a defensive wounded animal way

[tyrian-red]

my erotic fanfiction is more historically accurate than yours. here it claims that shes moaning 'yes,' however classical latin didn't have a word that corresponds to Modern English 'yes,' i.e. an affirmative answer to an interrogative. You could have easily avoided this glaring implausibility by allowing her to moan plus, 'more'—as exemplified in my critically acclaimed fic with an unprecedented number of kudos (eleven). I recommend that you log out of AO3 and return only after acquiring satisfactory knowledge of the subject matter.

[aorish]

classical latin did in fact have an affirmative answer to an interrogative (sic), it's just not a cognate with modern english "yes" which is Germanic. but you probably recognize its modern descendants, spanish sí, italian sí, etc.

anyway how this is relevant to this post is that when Dido commits suicide in book 4 of the Aeneid she says "sic, sic! iuvat ire sub umbras" or "yes, yes! with joy i pass beneath the shadows" while stabbing herself, the allegory of penetration accompanied by shouts of ecstasy leading unto death being an interpretative exercise best left to the reader.

[transjudas]

if i ever wanna feel weird and very human and a little sad i just put on the clips of my great grandpa playing violin interspersed with my great grandma talking to her kids and grandkids who they were recording his playing for. a couple of times he speaks too. he is very soft spoken and kind of mumbles while she enunciates and sounds like a teacher, which she was. and i never met them. but i know their voices and i know how it sounded when he played the violin. it’s beautiful. sometimes the note doesn’t hit right or it sounds like he might’ve hit the string wrong with the bow. and it’s beautiful.

[transjudas]

Visit Original Link

like holy fucking shit. that's my great grandpa playing the violin.

[strombolicious]

[teathattast]

reblog to do this w your mutuals

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[kuttithevangu]

The thing about the moon is maybe you don’t need to write a poem about the moon. The moon’s been done, we’ve discussed it. It’s a coin a mirror an eye a lantern in the darkness. It’s a rock in space. It’s the dang moon we’ve all seen it! Is there something you can notice that’s is more surprising than the moon???

[creekfiend]

[chemicalico]

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

[eatthekidsfirst]

friends with consequences

[notoisstrange]

Episode 2 (part 2) 'Nice sword.'

[ampervadasz]

[pocketgameboy]

This transition is straight out of a horror movie

[an-odd-idea]

@heymynameismolly-jk wow

[onsuchsmallthingstheworldturns]

Galavant (2015) Complete Series : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Sitcom, Comedy, Parody, Adventure, Musical, FantasyA musical comedy adventure featuring a knight on a quest for love who helps a childish ki

All the episodes of Galavant are on the Internet Archive!

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[depsidase]

[displeasedwolf]

this is the vibe i bring to the party actually