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Hey friends I’m moving over to @coloralwaysalways so follow if you want I’ll follow back :-)

#the smiley is so nerdy #i picked it up from my choir director bc it makes me gigglw #anyways yeah its gonna be a hard transition for awhile but i want my blog to reflect me more personally ya know #ill def follow back anyone who comes from here tho

corpish

when i was a freshman our RA’s name was Hunter but he was vegan so we ended up nicknaming him Gatherer and i still haven’t gotten over that lmao

carathebloom

godlessondheimite

i love watching actors pretend to drink from empty cups. they can’t do it. it’s like they never drank anything in real life. doesn’t matter if they went to julliard or yale or have an egot or played hamlet on the west end. time traveling? fighting aliens? finding seth rogen attractive? no problem. but give them an empty cup and gravity fights against them. their imagination has limits.

#its so true #the second you have to PRETEND to drink all bets are off #its like youve never taken a sip of anything before its ridiculous #liquid? never heard of her

dragon-in-a-fez

where do TV shows get this idea that high school is constant drama, nothing even fucking happened to me in high school

dragon-in-a-fez

I’m now remembering that my school got a slurpee machine and then had to get rid of it two weeks later after someone poured toxic chemicals into it that they stole from the science lab in an attempt to poison the entire cheerleading squad so like, maybe I was just boring

#oh yeah we also had two kids get suspended OVERSEAS #sorry did i say suspended i meant arrested #they were on a band trip in ireland and were caught shoplifting #also one of the girls was 18 so she bought some alcohol and she and some underclassmen got drunk in their hotel room #people can be so stupid lmaoooo

dragon-in-a-fez

where do TV shows get this idea that high school is constant drama, nothing even fucking happened to me in high school

dragon-in-a-fez

I’m now remembering that my school got a slurpee machine and then had to get rid of it two weeks later after someone poured toxic chemicals into it that they stole from the science lab in an attempt to poison the entire cheerleading squad so like, maybe I was just boring

#one time one of my friends made a chart to track which of the popular kids had fucked #lets just say that they were all family and not in a good way #i hope they got tested lmao #high school is so wack

opscurums

hey here’s another tag thingy!

boy

shut

oh

ass

but

why

i’m

cool

wish

#i love that boy #shutters #oh my godddd #ass #but his bio said dont add me if ur an astology bitch #wtf why #im so excited #they are cool #i wish it was #omg so boring im so sorry

steelcitywitch-deactivated20181

Janitors are magic and you should be nice to them:

- they have ALL THE KEYS - they are in the building when no one else is, a liminal space - they clean everything and cleaning is important - they know about all the little broom closets - also janitors are people and you should at least say hello

semianonymity

Also I know all the secrets for cleaning every type of surface in the building. It’s a superpower.

thefiresontheheight

Story time: I was a janitor for two years at this small conservative college. Late at night, when I was cleaning, I would write bizarre phrases like “there are no lies” on chalkboard along with fake but important looking symbols when I was bored. Later that year some people had a prayer thing to combat “demonic presences on campus.” I do not know if those two events were related but I like to think they were.