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◇ chronic lurker ◇ if you see this mona, you have finally found my secret account

[batmanego]

fuck this time loop im leaving (walks into a different, worse time loop)

[dithschi]

[queenaegon]

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

[enki2]

[medievaljournalist]

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

[alexalblondo]

Williams saying they are focusing on 2026 for 2 years only for the car to turn out a mess is like when you don‘t go to a lecture to study for the same lecture

[margathings]

someday langdon will have a neurodivergent patient who prefers the lights on and he won't know what to do with himself

[gretashand]

someone put this man on a psych hold

[str4wbsstuff]

that moment when your attending fully implies that he will be killing himself after giving you his house.

[eternal-learner]

oh he knows they've cooked

[passengerprincipessa]

im realizing maybe no one knows how these cars work. the fans, the commentators, the teams. certainly not aston martin, that’s for sure

[maxverstockexchange]

My terrible son the AMR26

[ef-1]

Israel is bombing Iranian civilians and gleefully put out press release calling it a 'pre-emptive' attack while Iran has been negotiating for weeks. 'Pre-emptive' strikes don't exist in International law. International law doesn't exist either it seems. What exists is Israel, a made up terrorist limb of the cancerous American state and it feeds the capitalist appetite for blood and oil.

[notkatniss]

when lestat de lioncourt and shane hollander close the portal above Montreal

[notkatniss]

[knightclubbing]

"id kiss a knight" "i want to kiss a knight" "i want to date a knight" "kiss your local knight today" "i need to kiss knights" but would a knight kiss YOU? humble yourself

[bitethestag]

bro why would you say that

[urie]

hayden: what did he say to you

shane: "fuck off"

hayden: jesus what a dick

shane: [bristling] idk why you'd say that he's literally fine. you dont even know him actually so mind your business. he has a rich inner world

[redstonedust]

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............