fun old guy soren wants to battle

soren, 30+, idk man I'm just here. big pokemon nerd. domestic house cats are my favorite animal on the planet. in a past life I was probably a sea cucumber or perhaps a weird little shrimp (which is bugs, by the way). I love 90s star trek and I have a particularly strong fascination for maps (particularly subway maps). I think kindness and listening to others goes a long way, but take no shit from those who wish to harm you. no terfs or racists allowed. get outta here.

[sorenite]

sick freak who loves hot weather and watching others suffer

[mens-rights-activia]

[mens-rights-activia]

I would like to note that I left flowers for her afterwards, just as a “sorry for using your grave for content”

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

The California Condor was once a frequent sight at San Diego beaches, but was brought near to extinction by over-hunting, poisoning from litter, and government oversight committees after a crash revealed technical problems with their beaks.

Seen here in 1979, this Condor is hovering just offshore in hopes of spotting food, perhaps a picnic or small child. Condors are making a slow but steady return owing to anti-pollution efforts, and the willingness of Californians to feed them their young.

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

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80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Voting ended onJul 24

[dragongirlbunny]

[unseelie]

​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

[iam0to3yearsold]

you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet

[unseelie]

if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs

[sorenite]

haven't posted in a while so here's an update

1. I'm going to be diagnosed with fibromyalgia on tuesday. after dealing with chronic pain for over ten years, there's finally a name for what I've been experiencing

2. my lizard (bearded dragon) had a hysterectomy yesterday - it went well, and I was able to bring her home today! they said she officially takes the crown for the spiciest bearded dragon they've ever had to deal with. I'm honored. I love my awful lizard who just happens to be named after my awful OC villain

3. y'all have no idea how hard it is for me right now. not eating taco bell is like. not being able to breathe. that's what it feels like ok

[i-am-a-fish]

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

[i-am-a-fish]

go to triple hell

[sugarmint-dreams]

aquarium /

animated version on my insta! -

my shop | free mobile wallpaper

[laserwalnut]

Here sneasy sneasy

[distractionsfromthefood]

[razzmothazz]

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

[razzmothazz]

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

[fantasmadebarovia]

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[modelsof-color]

Briana Michelle by Oscar Ouk for Essence Magazine January 2024

[noknowshame]

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

[inner-muse]

Not even at stoplights!!! I know it’s so so tempting to just glance at your phone when you’re stopped, but there’s actually something called “distraction hangover” where even once you put your phone down, your brain is still processing the interaction and isn’t fully paying attention to the road for up to 30 seconds afterwards. So it’s still really dangerous even if you’re stopped when you look at your phone. If you need to check something on your phone, pull over.

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

this especially applies to people with adhd. you know that symptom you may have heard of called “difficulty transitioning between tasks”? you don’t want piloting a ton or two of potential death to be the task you can’t mentally switch back to.