[butch-dyke]

booty shorts with “this isn’t even my final form” printed on the ass

[the-memedaddy]

[shapoodle]

If boy didn’t leave with a pastry I swear to G

[sandersstudies]

GUYS HE GOT HIS COOKIE, EVERYTHING IS OKAY

[clatterbane]

(Story)

[belladonnaforbrunch]

I’M INTERRUPTING YOUR FEED WITH A V IMPORTANT UPDATE

[bardbreakfast]

I could have a cuter room if I wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor

[turing-tested]

if you dissociate hard enough you can eavesdrop on conversations you’re a part of

[turing-tested]

i don’t remember making this post

[dragontatoes]

you made the claim and then you proved it

[aidashakur]

[weavemama]

cat hate is just so…….. embarrassing

[moontxt]

people who hate cats for being “cold” or “mean” never learned emotional intelligence or depth and think that love is only expressed by being submissive and unconditionally obedient

[speedlimit15]

[weepingandgnashingofteeth]

when i catch my cat eating plastic

[ao3tagoftheday]

[Image Description: Tags reading “crabs, not the STD, like actual crabs”]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Shoutout to the anon who still randomly sends me crab emojis

[imagineagreatadventure]

I just thought this set of tweets was really important.

[catchymemes]

A drink or two

[catchymemes]

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[quaadude]

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

[great-tweets]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[jotarodolphin-deactivated202410]

thank you

[regularlesbian]

DO YOU REALLY THINK GIORNO PAYS TAXES

[mtfhimejoshi]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I swiped my credit card on this vending machine and it said “no sale” and just spat out a dollar bill at me??

[dragon-in-a-fez]

reblog the Money Dollar and a vending machine will bless you with miniscule wealth and extreme confusion

[welumedoodles]

I hope you all are having a good time today <3 These are the only easter eggs I painted this year

https://twitter.com/WelumeArt