what good do you do?

Leo / Latvia / icon by @jesperfahxey

[squeakitties]

"do it scared" gets exhausting when you're The Fearful Afraider and everything is scary even when you're in your 30s

[friendly-asteroid]

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

[friendly-asteroid]

Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

[totallyuniquelily]

[64mpg]

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

[microsff]

"Huh," said the dragon. "Would you care to explain?"

"Yes, I'm not a princess all the time," said the milkmaid. "Only on bright spring days. Once they end, I turn back into me."

"How come?"

"Oh, I was bitten by a princess."

"Again, how come?"

"She couldn't help herself," the milkmaid grinned.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they're called "bootlickers" because when a boot stomps on their neck they lean forward to kiss it

[distantvoices]

When the country doesn’t have easily accessible public libraries, piracy is sometimes the only option. They’ve been collaborating with the police to arrest poor street vendors and small book shop owners. Evil, just evil

[cryptotheism]

Ghoul versus bunny who wins

The ghoul benefits from fear which the bunny does not have. But also the bunny defeats grass which the ghoul is not. All of this will depend on who has greater solar virtue, which favors the bunny.

[spoon-fresh]

PROOF

[cryptotheism]

basically the beasts of the night will be defeated!

[portalibis]

Vatikan, Biblioteca Apostolica Vaticana, Pal. lat. 1885 Alchemistische Illustrationen — Süddeutschland, um 1570-1580

[beaft]

my mythology pet peeve is when someone describes a scenario in which they keep nearly getting something and then having it snatched away, and everyone's like "one must imagine sisyphus" no!!! one must imagine TANTALUS!!! sisyphus = being made to perform a pointless, aggravating task over and over without ever making any progress. tantalus = being offered a glorious reward only for it to vanish as soon as you reach for it. they are NOT the same

[dastardlydorito]

[jame7t]

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

[jame7t]

you people cannot be trusted in the war room

[omnia-mors-aequat-nstrwa]

Flags of the funeral procession "Memento Mori" (19th-20th centuries)

[escuerzoresucitado]

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[calellon]

i'll forever miss how the internet felt before you had to second-guess the authenticity of every single piece of media you came across. silly videos used to be just silly. fun was coincidental. wonder was just wonder. digital art had character and soul. AI has taken the taste out of everything and irreversibly poisoned the creative sphere and the people still pushing it forward are the doom of both joy and the quality of being.

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

it’s really august huh… like 8 whole months have passed……….. disgusting

[good-fwiend-in-wome]

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

[jonnystrebor]

Not to forget:

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[horsegirlhusband]

"average person does 3 melee attacks a round" factoid actualy [sic] just statistical error. average person does 0 melee attacks per round. Second Spinner Kibellah, who lives in the bowels of the Freight Line, does over 10,000 each round, is an outlier adn [sic] should not have been counted