Sunshine Sushi

~Can't believe how strange it is to be anything at all~ the wisdom of a D.C sidewalk

[mysticdragon3md3]

Tri-bi✨️

[dovvvvv]

[d-meanor]

this vine saved me

[joshlovesyou]

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

One time i tried to explain this to someone at a party and i stopped in the middle of it because i realized how stupid i was sounding

[enki2]

[artisanap]

Opt-out "features" keep coming out on everything. I have to comb through settings on every new app/device to reclaim as much privacy and control as they will allow me to. Everything keeps becoming more "user friendly" at the expense of user control. Its becoming near impossible to buy basic electronics that don't come with a useless computer attached that will inevitability fail and brick your appliance.

[thegayestdrunk-deactivated20251]

It's also spreading places it shouldn't be. new Cars that have subscription services for basic use. Kitchen appliances that need to be hooked up via Bluetooth to work... And NONE of it can be repaired. Nobody is allowed to fix their own electronics. You have to send it back to the manufacturer, just so you can get a "refurbished" device. We are living in a time of Planned Obsolescence and we are really fucking tired of it.

[cherubg1rl]

[sorrentoperu]

Imagine opening up a restaurant and hoping to have a long successful career. One where you can serve your community and greet the locals and serve the “regulars.” Where your staff show up and have stories about waiting like having to serve the creepy guy who always orders the same dish and has to sit in the same booth. Hoping to employ your kids and teach them a good work ethic and save money for their college and your retirement.

Imaging all of that…and then one day “She” shows up. You had heard legends about a mysterious force only know colloquially as estdaniella on Instagram. A powerful force so strong that if she is to come to your restaurant then it spells certain doom. This fear, is not one born out of violence, but is a simple fear. She shows up expecting to be served, you serve her like any other customer, all appears normal, yet it us upon her exit that this power seems to take over and entrench itself. Suddenly everyone else who had been eating pays for their meals and leaves. Anyone who had been waiting, any reservations, are all cancelled. Your staff loses the will to work, and you feel compelled to lock up for the night. Yet what you won’t discover until the next day, is that “She,” estdaniella will have been your last customer. Your business simply disappears, you lose track of your keys, you forget the address even though you had been around for a number of years and going practically everyday. You can’t find any records of your restaurant existing, it simply feels as though your restaurants purpose was to serve this eerie force and then close, permanently. You never saw it coming.

[guygirder]

click link for the name of your stand tho

STANDS HERE GET YER STANDS HERE

Tag with the name of the stand you got

[sirartwork]

Incredibly fitting, and a damn fine song.

[vintageadvertising]

cricketeer 1970’s

[hotkim1]

don’t be so modest babygirl

[sorrentoperu]

“Cricketeer has come out…” love that for them 🏳️‍🌈

[freshmoviequotes]

Secrets & Lies (1996)

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[akron-squirrel]

Today is the only day ever for the rest of time that you can reblog this

[sorrentoperu]

“April 6th 2021”

[unnecessary-vaporwave]

[teathattast]

windy

[imaloser90skid]

Those horses were gettin’ the fuck outta there.

[mordecaiandtherigbys76-deactiva]

The horses blew it up

[sorrentoperu]

You could say it had too much...Horse Power...

[cuteskitty]

Growing is being embarrassed by yourself 

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[sorrentoperu]

All the Reds are just shocked silent and blushing like “oh, so I wonder if I admit to him first or Green to me...” while Green (Gary, Blue idk Pokémon Masters has me confused now) is all like “WTF NO WAYYY HOWWWWW”

[tastefullyoffensive]

People Are Sharing Their Funniest Roomba Fails (35 Pics)

[sorrentoperu]

Okay why this look like a doll at first ...🧐 like people really do anything for clout lmaooo but then again that hair looks very real just the ear through me off cuz I don’t believe a lot on the internet 😅🤔

[all-comes-crashing]

me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

[it-mii]

If this ain’t me

[sorrentoperu]

Honestly not that far off from the music video...