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Featherless ✅️

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This is a man

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stfu

lego wrats

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if sparkling water has 1,000,000,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1,000,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 100,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 10,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 100 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 10 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1 hater i am that hater. if sparkling water has 0 haters i am no longer on this earth. LIKE and SHARE if you are a TRUE SPARKLING WATER HATER

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thecollectibles

Elden Ring by Ami Thompson

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morkorney

adhdxxsdiary

POV: You are a neurodiverse person and you can't motivate yourself to do anything unless you have your headphones on playing your favorite music

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sotarikollinen

Yes, i see your 'anothers mans trash is another ones treasure' and i raise you 'another mans nightmare is another ones pleasure'

#i had no idea this was my 1st post

YOU hates terfs

rb if u hates terfs

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

please please please stop buying apple products

sotarikollinen

Will never buy that shit anyway but I would love to hear abt why you dont like apple

platinumsupa

the Star Wars universe is great because you read enough you eventually find out things like the fact that the Stormtrooper whose armor Luke stole in Episode IV was gay and in an affair with fucking Grand Moff Tarkin, which is a completely canonical fact that I am not making up.

platinumsupa

this is him, by the way. His name is TK-421, and he is the star of the short story “Of MSE-6 And Men”. He owns a mouse droid and is in an affair with a superior officer, who turns out to Tarkin.

The next time you watch a New Hope, keep in mind Luke is wearing the armor of a man who knew Tarkin sexually. The armor Luke is wearing when he says the iconic line “I’m Luke Skywalker, I’m here to rescue you” has more than likely been on the floor of Tarkin’s bedroom.

platinumsupa

since I’m getting naysayers about this again!

The actual officer whom the trooper is in a relationship goes unspecified within the book, and isn’t listed as Tarkin specifically

However.

The officer is described as; wearing a grey suit, continuously bragging about the strength of the Death Star, and having the highest level of clearance aboard the Death Star, which is how he is able to send secret messages to TK-421

At one point the officer says he won’t be interrogating Princess Leia because Darth Vader will be doing it, meaning he’s definitely high enough in the chain of command to know that about Vader

At one point the officer jokes he just gave an “explosive” demonstration. The story takes place right around the time Alderaan is blown up.

According to someone on Reddit, the Audible version of the story uses Tarkin’s voice for the officer in question

It’s Tarkin.

mycroftrh

I have this book and the Audible version and can confirm that nearly every word of this is true (note: the voice is, like, obviously not Peter Cushing, but it’s… pretty clearly Tarkin) except! There is one note here that is ABSOLUTELY incorrect.

That armor has never been on the floor of Tarkin’s bedroom. He is very proud of his carpet and the armor goes on the chair by his bed.

Note: the country hick accent thing is because this is their first in-person meeting and TK-421 thinks Tarkin will be into that.

brain-confetti

You guys are never gonna believe this but the author was a marine biologist

iwilltrytobereasonable

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

Removing the 2nd sentences from r/TwoSentenceHorror posts is great

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crinosg

Monkey just sitting there like “Hey did you get my ball yet” And the Caveman Astronaut is like “Almost almost just chill.”

tripleblind-shibboleth

me, a lower primate witnessing my neolithic second cousin undergo gnostic spiritual ascension: pogchimp

becuzitisbitter

The human is being pulled irresistibly away from its historical way of life and fashioned into something artificial as it is disarmed and removed from a world of rich natural wonder and placed in a sterile void.