i'm gonna call you Fucking Noodle

lemon. she/her. 20s. philly bitch. i don't need a main fandom, they just disappoint me

[kristenwiiggle]

golden globe, sag award and academy award winning actress princess valhalla hawkwind 

[backdoorteenmom]

[punksteves]

Oh wow… I see something else now. I see the eyes of a warrior.

[literatebitch-deactivated201902]

The Pennsylvania Ballet shared the following Facebook post

Pennsylvania Ballet

“A Facebook user recently commented that the Eagles had “played like they were wearing tutus!!!” Our response: “With all due respect to the Eagles, let’s take a minute to look at what our tutu wearing women have done this month: By tomorrow afternoon, the ballerinas that wear tutus at Pennsylvania Ballet will have performed The Nutcracker 27 times in 21 days. Some of those women have performed the Snow scene and the Waltz of the Flowers without an understudy or second cast. No ‘second string’ to come in and spell them when they needed a break. When they have been sick they have come to the theater, put on make up and costume, smiled and performed. When they have felt an injury in the middle of a show there have been no injury timeouts. They have kept smiling, finished their job, bowed, left the stage, and then dealt with what hurts. Some of these tutu wearers have been tossed into a new position with only a moments notice. That’s like a cornerback being told at halftime that they’re going to play wide receiver for the second half, but they need to make sure that no one can tell they’ve never played wide receiver before. They have done all of this with such artistry and grace that audience after audience has clapped and cheered (no Boo Birds at the Academy) and the Philadelphia Inquirer has said this production looks “better than ever”. So no, the Eagles have not played like they were wearing tutus. If they had, Chip Kelly would still be a head coach and we’d all be looking forward to the playoffs.“ Happy New Year!”

[runwithskizzers]

!!!!!

[acoustickub]

Drag them!!!!!

[zellah7]

bye i love this

[katiemcgrath]

Maybe you needed to run, & maybe I needed you to stay 

[railroadsoftware]

like this post if that you worked at Starbucks and Jared Leto came in for a coffee you’d act like you’d have no idea who he is because you think that it would really annoy him and that when you ask for his name to write on the cup he’d be like “it’s Jared Leto” and then you’d be like “I only need your first name” and then you write Jacob on the cup.

[rubyredwisp]

He had a pack as well, once. Five they had been, and a sixth who stood aside.

[sexybritishllama]

he was a king.

this was the year he was going to die.

may or may not have spent my entire sunday finding obscure indie movies to steal clips from to make this video. idk, you can’t prove anything. 

[stormbun]

[tallmage-deactivated20171006]

I’m sorry to whoever his parents are but he’s my child now

[soufflemon]

one time i was at the mall and there was this baby wailing. i wanted to make my sister laugh so i started to do an impression, apparently louder than i should have, because the mother glared at me and to this day my sister will not let me live down the time i got caught making fun of a baby

[potc]

I’ve worked so hard to finally feel comfortable in my own skin.

[ikonicgif]

Abbey Lee, Courtney Eaton, Riley Keough, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and Zoe Kravitz accept the Best Action Movie award for ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ onstage during the 21st Annual Critics’ Choice Awards at Barker Hangar on January 17, 2016 in Santa Monica, California.

[skywalkerlesbian-archive]

concept: everything in tfa stays the same, except underneath the mask kylo ren is jean ralphio saperstein

[virginian-wolfsnake]

asoue pairings - lemony x beatrice, who could never see each other’s faults.

[peperohair-deactivated20150607]