Skilled in the Business of Death

Kris. They/Them. Tres Decades. corrupted_quiet on AO3. Queer. Autistic. Jewish.

[thecorruptedquietone]

✨PROMISED TIME HAS ARRIVED✨

Although it will take longer than anticipated to complete the ritual, here is Part One of Shadow the Hedgehog (2005) is A Perfect Game, a video essay series by me where I gush about a game that means a lot to me.

This first part doesn't cover as much as I wanted (really I wanted the whole thing done!) but I've had my own personal setbacks and really, really, really wanted something out before Sonic Movie 3.

I hope you enjoy and will stay tuned for more!

[memorycycle]

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

[skellydun]

hey good luck today with whatever u got going on. u got this. and i hope something really nice happens to u today. u deserve it. 

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[zeelatunes]

how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore

[sleepy-bebby]

Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This Untitled Goose Game expansion is WILD

[dailybtvs]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer 2.07 — "Lie to Me"

[lost-where-the-forest-would-grow]

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

[daovihi]

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

[catchymemes]

[oneheadtoanother]

[halos2deac-deactivated20260223]

yep

[pomosaurusrex]

Dis my au called South Park Fallen. I hope you like these little designs this money wizard has been conjuring up

[kosmogrl]

things that can kill you:

- the night before your birthday

- late summer evenings

- the way the sunlight hits the kitchen a certain way on a summer afternoon

[enki2]

[probablily]

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me