Soul Eater Madness

"Trusting someone not to hurt you,how idiotic is that?" -Crona.................. Screw reality, it sucks anyways. I love reading, writing, music, and anime. Message me ? Unlikely, but if you want to, be my guest. ((I post fan art, not mine unless claimed so.)) ☻Tracking souleatermadness☺

[soul-eater-madness]

Answer this with 10 of your favorite things about yourself and then pass it on to 10 of your favorite followers

Hi, I’m alive.

[guest-wifi]

An old man told me, “My opinion isn’t suited to this society. The internet has changed everything, and most adults don’t realise. Our 3 year olds know how to use iPhones and our teenagers haven’t seen a life without social networks. This generation was the first to be raised online and the internet has actually raised some of the finest, most unique people I’ve met.”

[fanservice]

"Don’t look at him. Idiocy is contagious!"

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[starkie-daf]

Sakura Haruno. Happy Birthday. March 28th

[soul-eater-madness]

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?

Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?

Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.

Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?

Dad: Hey are you awake? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.

Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.

Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.

Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.

Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.

Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.

Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.

Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.

Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*

Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.

Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...

Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.

Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.

Dad: Fuck the government.

Dad: Fuck the school board.

Dad: Close the door.

Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.

Dad: I love puns.

Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.

Dad: Please shut up.

Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.

Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.

Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.

Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.

Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.

Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.

Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.

Dad: They act like I care what they think.

Dad: I hate homework.

Dad: I have decided to become a politician.

Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

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[animentality]

Mikasa’s abs compelled me to reblog.

[craggycoast]

did i ever mention that one time i went to a noodle restaurant while i was on holidays and there was just a huge unexpected senjougahara and araragi painted on the wall

[nijuukoo]

staff:

staff:

We updated the tumblr video player and added notifications whenever someone answers you ask.

April Fools

[mark-renton]

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Confessions is a public art project that invites people to anonymously share their confessions and see the confessions of the people around them in the heart of the Las Vegas strip.

I love this

[britishpike]

I eat too much cheese

[sunflora-seeds]

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

i did it i stole the declaration of independence

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[womaninacity-deactivated2019091]

The amount of time I spend imagining kissing you is embarrassing

[horanmyselfout-blog]

I really hate when im twirling my pen and i accidentally let go of it and it flies halfway across the globe

[gargoylesstandingonsuperheroes]

This should be an Industry Standard.

[whispering-pines]

I volunteer.

[allididwillbeundone]

That’s it. I’ve figured out what I want to do with my life.

[iamnevertheone]

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Kick me from the fandom or gifs like this are gonna keep happening.