Lane Plane

[tachikoma]

Can you GAYS stop posting drag race spoilers

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

rupaul fucking DIES

[kirianthedivorce]

Listen I would die for Jameela Jamil

[kirianthedivorce]

I just… love her… so much we don’t deserve her

[kirianthedivorce]

When you’ve got low self esteem and are having a bad day

[kirianthedivorce]

Important update:

[kirianthedivorce]

Another update:

[slimy]

it shouldn’t surprise people that respecting a cat’s boundaries (i.e. ceasing to pet them after they paw at you) helps them trust you more

[threedollarwine]

Bathbomb was dropped off at my apartment very abused and scared he hid in the bathtub for an entire 24hrs. he barely/if ever ate for about a week and didnt begin exploring the apartment until 3 weeks in

it was a month before he came up to me and it was hard but i sat kinda near him every day i would treat him like he was a new cat and let him smell me before trying to pet him and if he even looked uncomfortable id gently stop and just sing or talk to him

now he climbs on my back and jumps on my shoulder if i dont pay attention to him so it takes work and time

cats are like ppl and have triggers and quirks and trauma and we have to be respectful and gentle its not that hard of a concept

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this is an Important Post but my favorite part is that your cat’s name is Bathbomb

[marisatomay]

might be my prudish catholic upbringing jumping out but imho makeup companies shouldn’t name their products after explicit sexual terms

[marisatomay]

just my opinion but if the makeup industry is going to market towards young girls who haven’t even hit puberty yet and insist that they have hundreds of dollars worth of high end makeup then they cannot name their products things like ‘climax’ and ‘super orgasm’ or even make puns like ‘glow job’ or claim in bold letters that the mascara is ‘sex proof’ when these young girls have no idea what any of these terms mean and frankly they shouldn’t understand the meaning behind an eyeshadow called ‘daddy’s girl’ or a blush called deep throat it’s all part of the hyper-sexualization of young girls and it’s just getting worse and worse in this new age of instagram/youtube mua’s where girls as young as 8 years old are being pressured into having a beat face that makes them look my age

but that’s just my opinion

[lele-exe-has-stoppedworking]

Actually no you’re right and you should say it

[deathgripspussy]

We need a disney princess who’s a top!!!!!!

[s3xmage]

Mulan

[deathgripspussy]

you know what you’re absolutely right, post cancelled

[maaarine]

Guardian News: “‘You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words,’ climate activist Greta Thunberg has told world leaders at the 2019 UN climate action summit in New York.”

[elizabeths-banks-deactivated201]

Carrie Fisher’s home, from Bright Lights (2016).

[newtgeiszler]

i have dreams about carrie’s bathroom

[jennysparksandtheauthority]

I’ll love her forever

[consultingfujoshi]

is Andrew Garfield actually gay or is he just like really really extra about his allyship

[consultingfujoshi]

mr garfield what the fuck does this mean

[accidentally-stealing-names-dea]

Garfield’s straight until he’s horny

[closetedguyy]

Can you not just say Garfield please

[dearbisexual]

if i ever met pikachu, i would shake his little paw and be like “im a big fan of your work”

[dearbisexual]

and he’d b like “pika!” and make the :3c face and i would b like “exactly”

[shedidntevenswear]

listen i love greta thunberg i really do like what an icon BUT i think it’s absolutely ridiculous that she, a literal child, is being made to be the face of stopping climate change. and she obviously thinks its ridiculous too. i’ve seen so many adults in power talking about how inspirational she is and everything, and then pretty much just stop there. it is EMBARRASSING that the 4.5 billion people over the age of 30 on earth right now are looking to one teenager to fix the problems they created. it’s not inspirational, it’s pathetic. Greta has to be so extremely aggravated with the amount of attention and lack of actual action from policymakers, because I sure am. 

[otto-wood]

Entertainment → Fandom

[moveslikekeithrichards]

can u believe some people can see a cat & not immediately be filled with absolute unconditional love for that animal. they dont even get the urge to kiss them right on their little baby cat head. thats incomprehensible to me

[illiterateagenda]

i hate that the true crime community is filled with so many freaks who stan and woobify literal serial killers like. i wanna know about art heists. identity theft. forgery. money laundering. prison breaks. elaborate scams. spies. secret political deals. bank robberies. where is the pizzazz? the showmanship?? the originality??? all i get is racist white men going around killing people because they hate women and im TIRED

[unclefather]

[bizarre-bazart]

[mmilhouse]

do you love the colour of the sky

[sundayroasts]

this is much better than the original.

[one-abuse-survivor]

Me: I’m scared I might secretly be an awful person and I’m just fooling everyone into thinking I’m good.

Therapist: the fact that you care so deeply about being a bad person is proof that you’re actually good. Bad people don’t mind being bad.

Me: oH NO, I have fooled her too,

[dandridgegirl]