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happy pride month to bisexual diva brad marchand

#we love a little guy here #that is my son!!!!#he is a bi icon and i will NOT take any criticism or questions #thank you #i miss him so fucking much #boston bruins #hockey #nhl #little ball of hate #brad marchand #Bradley Kevin Marchand

Walked to the drug store to pick up my drugs (take your meds) and it do be warm season. There’s been construction work right beside the drugstore for a while and I thought “I should buy them some popsicles.” It’s a small site. I bought 2 boxes of six, one regular and one sugar-free (just in case). I head back out and through a tear in the tarp on fence get one of the workers attention. I waved, he waved back and I put the boxes over the fence.

He came over and got the boxes and because my life is an embarrassment my ring came off and landed on the other side of the fence. Of course I said something (wishing I could just disappear) and he found it and then said “well now I’ve got to put it back on your finger.”

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Well played sir. So I put my finger through the fence and he put my ring back on. I said I hope there were enough and he said they’d enjoy them.

I’m about to walk away. Hell yeah! Did a thing that made me happy. Interacted with other people like I so desperately need to practice. Also got embarrassed, what else is new. Then he asked my name. Easy simple standard. THEN he asked my pronouns and I just about forgot who I was. I was not expecting that, and it made my brain short circuited. I fucking giggled out my pronouns. FUCKING GIGGLED.

#so nice so unexpected #I dont go outside #I dont talk to strangers #when did the dialogue get this update?#sir my chest is a fluttering #I feel so seen #its pride month bitch #is this real life #I needed to share this with more people and this was the only way I could think of

meanbossart

Wavemother's Robes this wavemother's robes that... When are we going to start talking about the game's ACTUAL sexiest armor set?

meanbossart

I never beg for numbers on posts but can we keep this one going only so I can keep enjoying reactions like this. Like, can DU Drow Booty just become a staple in everyone's feeds until everyone is sick of it

liminalbeauty

Will happily do my part.

jelalee

meanboss ass... meanboss ass...

every morning you greet me

drow ass found

brown and round

you look happy to meet me

#I have never seen this ass before but I have been blessed #my life has changed #just wow #life really do have meaning 🥲

cherrypikkins

Time to clean the blorbo! Pick an action

gently run a lintroller over them

steam clean

handwash only

machine wash hot, longest cycle

use a power washer

sandblast them

let them stay filthy

other

Voting ended onJun 3

plz reblog for sampo size

#theyre all so delicate #a nice hand wash would be relaxing and intimate and healing #(and possibly sexual)#building trust before I ruin their lives some more #writing #blorbs

obsob

5 minute major

#adorable babies #so heckin cute!#cat art #hockey

florallychaotic

Im gonna be so real can yall actually talk about ways we can support trans women in the UK instead of giving all the attention to fucking JKR. I already know that Harry Poter sucks, I wanna know how to actually HELP people. Something something you have to love the oppressed more than you hate the oppressor

snowonthebeachmp3

trans actual uk - trans led and run advocacy, education and empowerment organisation

fiveforfive - collective fund for trans women and girls and transfem causes

gendered intelligence - trans led advocacy org

mermaids - supports trans youth

akt - lgbtq youth homelessness charity

loving me - domestic abuse service for trans people in england

not a phase - for trans adults

alanaisalive

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

iguanamouth

oh shit

throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight

alanaisalive

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.