Past Tense

My name is olivia and you are most definetly not watching disney channel

[swimtonewyorkstate]

hot girls in stem should make blue raspberries real

[holdoncallfailed]

they’re shutting down yahoo answers in a month….future generations will never know how is babby formed…..they will never plumb the depths of digital knowledge asking “does spider have pusspuss?”……they will never know if they can name their band radiohead 2……..this is the modern burning of the library of alexandria. all those answers lost forever……RIP 

[blackgwenstacy]

i like thinking about things critically but i also like not giving a fuck too so you can imagine the kind of stress i am under

[maliciousmelons]

i was catfished once….

[newtnewt92]

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

Stay safe

Congratulations

That’s what they all say

Different strokes for different folks

I hope you have the time of your life

But you have so much to live for

Please explain

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

me: man you remember that time in highschool wh-

friend: yes

me: man I didn’t even say what the story wa-

friend: I remember 

[bewbin]

[bewbin]

i win 

[mtv]

[prepgoth]

sing us a song, youre the piano man

[galacticgateau]

quilly joel

[denisvilleneuve]

a movie: *has one scene with neon lights*

me:

[korra]

[iwishihadafather]

[metalcrushers-blog]

when u try to tell ur parents about a problem but they end up yelling at u

[thrusticus]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[tachikoma]

[joelmchalesarchive]