the agony of notebooks

You will pry fanfiction from my cold dead hands AO3: sunkitten_shash (it's mostly podfic)

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[allegedly-human]

I will. I WILL!!

[morayofsunshine]

interview with the masquerade

[morayofsunshine]

vampire: the vampire

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[jessebloom]

this summer if you don’t hold at least one rpf ship close to your heart they’re gonna get you. they’re gonna do it hard and they’re gonna do it fast.

[philcollinsenjoyer]

a lot of stories are about the fantasy of someone going to find you when u disappear from a group function

[amygdalae]

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

[destinationtoast]

dying at this sequence from @pinkydragon01 :

[halfbloodfanboy]

[sunkitten-shash]

sorry for reblogging several dozen posts in a row about rpf it probably will happen again

[cheddaryouthanme]

Hockey RPF writers being known across fandoms as literary masters

When I first started reading MattDrai fics on AO3 I remember thinking “wait what the HELL is going on why is this the most consistently well-written fanfiction I’ve read in any fandom? Is this a thing? Do people know??” And apparently it is and they do.

[radioclashh]

does anyone know how to get rid of this aching hole in my chest. please say sports rpf

[hairpinturnn]

90% of mentally ill rpfers stop posting before they find the one ship that will cure their depression. KEEP MAKING THOSE ATHLETES BANG!!!!!!!

[meezer]

I went to rpf island and could not help but notice some interesting dynamics between its inhabitants

[pjharvey]

the rpf dan and phil fans were literally the least delusional ones + then it happened again with boygenius + it has also definitely happened with more people than we even know about. KEEP SPECULATING

[hyumjim]

99% of rpfers quit right before the rumors are confirmed!!!!!

[airinyourtires]

being fictional is problematic (glorifies lying) so the only moral fanfiction is rpf

[oldmanpusspuss]

save me rpf summer

[oldmanpusspuss]

save me rpf summer

[oldmanpusspuss]

save me rpf summer

[paramedicmay]

we have to free ourselves from which could mean nothing, everything means everything

[funnypicsdept]

[wizardshark]

this is without exaggeration the funniest story ive ever read in a youtube comment