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Tabloids for the Project Hail Mary mission, c. 20xx. (The Sunday Times, The Times Magazine.)
There’s nothing that can convince me that we need all these damn data centers, which are destroying the environment and people’s lives. Bees are dying, calves are being born still, and companies are forcing people to give up their homes so the data centers have more water and electricity. But sure, tell me that data centers are "crucial" and that we need them despite the obvious damage they’re causing.
you are my solution
Thank you divorce for all you've done for music
sister post to this
The Cage we Build Sakumo being against child soldiers (and partly the village for allowing and celebrating them) is such a good fucking idea that I’m honestly mad I hadn’t thought it first. It would even contrast with how loyal Kakashi is to Konoha AND would honestly make Obito respect him even more than he already does. It’s perfect
EVERYONE SHUT UP AND GO READ THIS FIC TO AT LEAST CHAPTER 7 RIGHT NOW IM NOT EVEN JOKING IM LOSING MY MIND RN
Fic so good it has me drawing fanart for it literal hours after saying I no longer have the time or energy to draw things. My sleep schedule will regret this when I'm supposed to get up for work un 5 hours but my heart will never regret the pure joy the fic has given me. Worth it.
big fan of strattland being a little too comfortable in each others' space and weirding everyone else out completely straight-faced
Danny who has really bad PTSD and Paranoia brought on by Vlad bugging his house. So when Danny and Jason move in together, and Jason insists on a security system, he gives Danny full control. He lets Danny pick where all the cameras go, and he links them up to Danny's phone so Danny can shut them off to feel safe if he needs to.
Everything goes fine for a while. Danny shuts the cameras down when hes having a bad day, but usually he leaves them and even seems less paranoid about them as time goes on.
But then, Danny finally convinces Jason to let them get a dog. Jason agreed so long as it was small to medium size, so of course that ment they brought home some sort of massive breed that Jason pretty sure is part wolf. Or demon. But Danny insists its a small dog, and won't grow any bigger than 36inches tall, and he looked so happy and in love with the dog that Jason just couldn't say no. At least it was well behaved-
-But after a week or so of having the dog, it started acting weird one morning. Standing the middle of the living room, they barked at the corner of the house repeatedly, not coming for food or water or to play. Finally, Danny checked out what they were looking at, and as he dug around and searched, his body started shaking in fear.
It was a camera. Not one of their, it was more high tech, smaller, and not at all where Danny placed them. Danny threw the camera on the ground, breaking it, before frantically tearing the house apart in search of more, the dog more than happy to help him search. Danny looked and relooked and checked for four hours before finally collapsing in the closet and having a panic attack.
When Jason came home to the house torn apart he freaked out and was relieved to find Danny in the closet with the dog. Though, he was worried that Danny was completely despondent and that his face was stained with tears.
When he finally got him to talk, and tell him about the cameras, Jason was pissed. He had a good idea who planted them, and he was so angry that they caused such a setback.
Jason took Danny and the dog to a hotel, watching with a tense jaw as Danny did a sweep of their room 6 times before laying on the bed and passing out.
Filled with righteous fury, Jason went back to the house, gathered up all the smashed cameras and drove straight to Wayne Manor. It was a shame, Jason hadn't been feeling the pit rage as strongly as of late, and now suddenly it was bubbling all up to a surface, and just when Jason was thinking of trying to reconnect and mabe introducing them to Danny. But now, now he kind of just wanted them all dead for setting Danny back in his healing.
Oh Jason screaming at them til his throat raw, hand twitching towards the hidden gun he forgot to leave behind in his anger.
He storms out without hearing them out, taking Danny away from Gotham for a impromptu road trip, no electronics, car completely checked right in front of Danny right before they leave.
Plot twist: It wasn't any of the Bats.
Now the entirety of Gotham's vigilantes are on the prowl for whoever tried this with one of their own.
It was Vlad. He finally found a way through Danny's security measures, he just had to use a Meta with density shifting instead of planting the bugs himself.
Vlad had been watching for ages and figured out one of Danny's triggers that caused him to turn all of their security systems off. He deliberately had Danny triggered, then set the Meta boy in there while they were out of the house. He'd told the kid some sob story about trying to get evidence of Danny being abused by his partner, so that they could get him away legally and safely and the other guy put in gaol, and the kids was more than happy to help - it's Gotham, this isn't an uncommon story told about them by outsiders.
Even more luckily for Vlad, Danny and Jason assumed that Jason's air-headed bimbo father had them installed, making the two boys leave the safety of Lady Gotham's city without any sort of electronic device or way to contact the outside world for help.
He has their safe house gassed with knock out gas and the two safely transported back to his castle with none the wiser.
And Danny doesn't kill. He always counted that as a weakness for Danny, a guarantee that he could continue to pressure him as long as he wanted.
Jason doesn't have this issue.
Cannonically.
Batman might not kill humans but he has killed vampires and aliens. So vampire-ghost looking Vlad would be overlooked as an issue for Jason to kill.
Things worn down by people.
this is unironically one of the most beautiful photo sets i've ever seen
this is MY au where everybody gets so be wildly unprofessional
Its a welcome bonus.... Y'know....
Wdym you hate Stratt? Without her you don’t get a story
Omg I love this piece. Grace the hanging man, content with his life but cannot avoid the changes coming; the ship his noose, the rope that binds him to his fate; the blood red stars beside him, Olesya and Yáo the angels haunting him in the background. Eva Stratt, the one who holds it all on her back, the world is literally on her shoulders, the Petrova line on her neck. She will not falter, cannot afford to move, and yet still she glares at us. Eva challenges us, daring us to ask if we could do better, if we could hold her burden for even a fraction of the time.
Eve, the mother of sin, who held the world in her hands and was cursed for not knowing.
Eva, director of the task force, who now holds the world, and still must curse man to save it.
In the end, it always falls on a woman. I could never hate you Eva Stratt
HOW IS MY SISTER STRAIGHT UP CARRYING A GUZHENG?????
SIS IS FUCKING BUFF
if the airlock (or just any of this) looks inaccurate, excuse me, I’m an idiot
warning: blood, and Grace frying the ever-loving heck out of his arm
🎵 alien, i do not deserve your compassion.
Aftermath
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Note: carl becoming a math teacher was loosely inspired by chapter 5 of this fic
Names...
It's funny how some names survive when others don't.
I had a strong vision for this one.