Sound Of Badgers

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[soundofbadgers]

Sirius: hey, are we still on for tomorrow?

Remus: …you mean our wedding??

Sirius: just making sure

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Nico: i’m a homosapien

Percy: that’s what’s up bro love is love

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James: alright, the christmas tree is finished! and immaculately decorated if i do say so myself. now where’s the star for the top?

Sirius: i have it! *places a picture of Remus on top*

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Sirius: bone jaw

Remus: what?

Sirius: bone jaw

Sirius: are you dumb?

Remus: ??

Sirius: it’s french for ‘hello’, duh

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Remus: not gonna lie, it’s kinda nice when people roll up their sleeves and you can see their forearms

Sirius: (seeing he only has two arms) fuck

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Remus: Sirius, did you buy eggs like i asked?

Sirius: even better!

Remus: wait don’t tell me you—

Sirius, holding a chicken: her name is Mrs Feather and she’s an aristocrat!

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Sirius: i’m doing a great job of keeping my crush a secret

Remus: *smiles*

Sirius: i have to gay-i mean go

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Percy: my favourite m&ms are the blue ones

Annabeth: you know they all taste the same, right?

Percy: *dramatic gasp* you take that back right now!

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Percy: i’m so stupid

Annabeth:

Percy:

Annabeth:

Percy:

Annabeth: i’m sorry are you waiting for me to disagree?

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Nico: i don’t need to go to bed. i’m not tired, i’ll be fine

Will: but, darling, i’ll be so lonely without you. come curl up in my arms so i can feel whole again

Nico: o-oh, well. are you trying to seduce me into a healthy sleeping pattern?

Will: is it working?

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Lucius: well well well if it isn’t the marauders

Sirius: but it is us

Lucius: …no it’s an expression

James: your villain tricks won’t work on us!

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Nico: Will, you’re not being very cash money right now

Will: …Nico, you have a concussion

Nico: first of all it’s called a vibe check

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Percy: Annabeth sometimes sleep talks. I think it’s quite adorable

[In the night]

Annabeth, asleep: fight me… you ass… square up… i think the fuck not

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Remus: every time i inhale, i can feel my spine pop

Sirius: and every time we kiss i swear i can fly

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Barty Crouch Sr: For your crimes, we sentence you to 68 years in Azkaban.

Sirius, voice cracking: can you

Sirius: can you add one more year

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Percy: So, what do you find attractive in girls?

Nico: Usually, their boyfriend.

Percy:

Nico:

Percy:

Percy: what

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Sirius: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Peter: several traffic violations

Remus: three counts of resisting arrest

James: roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks

Remus: also that’s not our car