[mrsterlingeverything]

one time I caught my sister putting crest teeth whitening strips on a donkey

Lets celebrate that

[oneheadtoanother]

[proteinmom]

i love turning off lights. no need for all that

[heated-blanket]

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

[throathole]

[vajracchedika]

[weepingchoir]

The body was like that when we found it. Tox screen has him crossfaded on music and pictures. It’s a new trend. Street kids call it “movies”.

[moldavite]

when i die they'll remember me fondly because i never bothered anyone with anything. not even once 😁 #myisolation

[depsidase]

[sunny-luna]

literally just let hher live her life

[briargeese]

A fresh snowfall and recent meal means the geese are ready to bath and they head off into the deep snow to play.

[510]

[boringkate]

*Google searches "thank you meaning" before saying "thank you" just in case I've been mistaken about it this whole time*

[imprisonedforcatgirlatrocities]

[badassdemonsword]

King... the glow up

[avvocarlo]

this is what happens when you stay in your own lane

[windowz97]

misread the weather notification app for tomorrow's forecast as "Clouds to be heavy with rain." which was pleasant

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(taking bart by the shoulder) lisa is your sister... you should advocate for her. raise her up