[soup2]

welcome to my twizzlers mind..

[ministarfruit]

you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love

[nmixxenjoyer]

[feralratbitesu]

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

[hazelsmazecave]

LGBT = Let's Do Epic Shit

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[threesome-kingxx]

You’re cute but can me and my friend rub our dicks together inside you?

[segamascott]

no you cannot #tight

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[iheartcilia]

I would have said clit if I was her

[lakevida]

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?

[butch--dan]

tv from the mid 2000s was so good. if you can look past the everything

[watershalation-deactivated20191]

feminism is about blunts and weed. its about smoking marijuana, and as much of it as you can get your hands on

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[straycatj]

hello mr j! i think you and kofu are very cute

[straycatj]

Can you say one of your younger friends or family who is rude, rascal and violent is cute because of their appearence even if they were adult!?

[straycatj]

Please imagine;

You are around 60 years old, and your son in law around 25 years chases you at full speed then bites and beats you every day, can you say he is cute!?

[mgsr]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[louisegluckpdf]

wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

[velvetys]

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

[ffishstick]

we’re up all night to get yucky