[soup2]

welcome to my twizzlers mind..

[shortcircuit908]

a severe thursday warning is in effect. take shelter now.

[forsapphics]

AND WHAT ABOUT BISEXUAL WOMEN!

National Biways Volume 2, Sydney Star Observer (June, 1993)

[starjasmines]

having a younger sibling is so embarrassing iwouldnt stoop this low for anyone but her im like quadruple texting "JUST TELL ME IF YOU WANT TO GO TO THE AQUARIUM ON DECEMBER 29TH SO I CAN GET TICKETS" and she leaves me on read 10000 times.

[victusinveritas]

There's worse to come, folks. Strap in and stay strapped.

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

Texas anti-ICE protesters convicted of terrorism charges sentenced to at least 50 years in prison

Activists accused of being part of antifa get long prison terms in case seen as test of Trump’s crackdown on dissent

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[achillesinhighheels]

#bymyselfmaxxing

[capric0rn]

[ministarfruit]

you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love

[nmixxenjoyer]

[feralratbitesu]

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

[hazelsmazecave]

LGBT = Let's Do Epic Shit

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[threesome-kingxx]

You’re cute but can me and my friend rub our dicks together inside you?

[segamascott]

no you cannot #tight

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[iheartcilia]

I would have said clit if I was her

[lakevida]

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?

[butch--dan]

tv from the mid 2000s was so good. if you can look past the everything

[watershalation-deactivated20191]

feminism is about blunts and weed. its about smoking marijuana, and as much of it as you can get your hands on