probably in bed

she/her, 24, obsessions subject to change weekly

[kirikomamura]

[gaypeople]

I hated sleeping without you.

[thedeepthought]

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[breelandwalker]

adding my energy to this since i recently got a new job with a similar increase in annual salary

[greelin]

“what’s up with you and vampires, man?” we don’t have the time to discuss this

[isolabellz]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: The newlywed MHL couple known to the internet as hollanov spotted heating things up in Ibiza while on their honeymoon

[spongelll]

me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt, using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way

[soupcaboose]

Love hearing crickets outside my window like wow it really is Nighttime I love my crickets #mycrickets

[kleinergeist]

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

[hermann-rorschach]

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

[kleinergeist]

Yes Dr Rorschach

Sorry Dr Rorschach

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[marysyp96]

Daniel when Loumand were putting on their “happy couple” theatrics in front of him in Dubai:

[3000s]

[3000s]

help... no you're thinking of breaking bad

[3000s]

Breaking Things

[frickomode]

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

[hotvampireadjacent]

Would u rather have one dollar or two dollars

[pov-rosie]

All the little kisses Ilya gave Shane —A Full compilation.

[slayermoon92]

I am once again begging and pleading to people who don't like evil people in their shows to stop watching the everybody is evil show

[anglaised]

Ariana Grande is wealthier than you in terms of looks and wealth 🤭

im having a delicious piece of cake now

[weenie-hunter]