[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[the-clown-wars]

[quixoticclown]

Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it

[myboobsaresentientbeeings]

"den Umständen entsprechend" is one of my favourite german phrases of all time. Ich sag dir nicht was die Umstände sind, wenn du die nicht kennst ist das dein Problem. ultimate boss of nuance. "it is what it is" but 10 times more german. Ich geh mich jetzt den Umständen ersprechend aus dem Fenster werfen

[warmleveret-deactivated20170910]

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

[nenchaenmoved-blog]

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

[re-bee-key]

you had to be there

[henstomper]

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

[impossiblepackage]

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

[henstomper]

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

[tatwaffel]

ich möchte nicht kinkshamen, aber es ist mir egal, wie viel gramm protein in deinem linsenauflauf ist

[charaznablescanontoyota]

words of wisdom from wikipedia this evening

[ryannorth]

much to consider

[sorryiwasasleep]

the kids in hsm2 shouldve unionized that country club

[isabellaofparma]

historical inaccuracies in period dramas are okay as long as i like them

[isabellaofparma]

they are, however, punishable by death if i don’t

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

I'm looking through powerpoint templates for a class presentation and was absolutely blown away by this one. I don't care what the topic is supposed to be, all of my future powerpoints have to have the Wizard

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

transparent gay rights wizard for all your transparent gay rights wizard needs

[specterthief]

this seemed obligatory

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[liquidstar]

We need to start publicly shaming people for creating huge messes everywhere they go in stores. Retail employees should be allowed to stamp "DOUCHEBAG" on your forehead if you keep fucking up every display you see

[liquidstar]

At work we call these people hurricane customers (because they walk through the store wreaking havoc like a hurricane) and I think it should become a widely known term that no one would wanna be associated with because it means you're a fucking entitled jerk. Slash serious. If you literally cannot look at an item without completely fucking everything up just ask us for help. It's a better use of everyone's time and it's why we're there

[tpwrtrmnky]

"Making peace with not transitioning because your partner wouldn't like it is valid" is an attempt at conversion therapy btw. Just so you know.

[quasi-normalcy]

If your partner wouldn't like it, they don't like who you actually are

[shesnake]

Do you like it when I do this? Do you like me? Can you promise you will never betray me?

The Handmaiden (2016) dir. Park Chan-wook

[mercurialmilk]

New reaction image for ‘posting something on the internet and having it be wildly misinterpreted’

[2colde]

[vnapologeticapathy]

list of mutuals that are FUNDAMENTAL for a healthy dashboard ecosystem (in no particular order): complainers, 30 year olds, emotionally stunted women, underachievers, people with a sedentary lifestyle, eastern europeans, workaholics and last but not least killjoy feminists